@Someguy1323 You keep your cheap Purple SHE-WEE you bought for a total steal on WiSh.Vom ... you don't need no fancy apparatus to aim (if you got skills!)
@Thalassa Omg! Me TOO!!
PRO TIP: Just don't shit in the shower
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Thalassa
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Lol, no no... I don't want a PVC dick. It ruins the fun. It is quite the scientific experiment to determine which conditions yield best aim and distance. That is ALL I am gonna say!
@Someguy1323 You keep your cheap Purple SHE-WEE you bought for a total steal on WiSh.Vom ... you don't need no fancy apparatus to aim (if you got skills!)
@Thalassa Omg! Me TOO!!
PRO TIP: Just don't shit in the shower
Ahahahaaa that has never happened and definitely will not! (Although I cannot speak for my future 78 year old self...)
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Thalassa
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78 year old you is gonna push it down the drain with her toe!!!
Lmaooo! Some tootsie fudge-nudging is better than me slipping and ending up in it!
78 year old you is gonna push it down the drain with her toe!!!
Grandma got GRIP!!
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Thalassa
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78 year old you is gonna push it down the drain with her toe!!!
Grandma got GRIP!!
Duuhhh yeaaah!
Picture this:
78 year old naked me sprawled in the most sexy pose on the granite of my expansive shower area. My long silver hair around my body, voluminous from the water circling around them, several thick strands fortuitously matted against my nipples. Warm water still spraying onto me.
Weee wohhh weee wohhhhhh It's the ambulance! Thank goodness! I hear loud noises and in walks a tall hunky paramedic, stethoscope around his well developed deltoids. Did I say he is a muscular hot paramedic? No? He is!
Immediate toe nudging and corner of the eye checks on my part confirm there are no fudgeballs around. Deep sigh of relief exhaled.
He bends over to check on me and I GRIP his arm, smiling as sultrily as a naked grandma laying on a wet floor can. He asks me if it hurts anywhere. Hehehe. Well, yes Mr. Paramedick! Thank you for asking!
A little bit more gripping ensues. And then a lot more. Turns out I am totally fine from the fall. A complete physical guarantees that
This sounds like the start of a porno I watched a few dozen times.Duuhhh yeaaah!
Picture this:
78 year old naked me sprawled in the most sexy pose on the granite of my expansive shower area. My long silver hair around my body, voluminous from the water circling around them, several thick strands fortuitously matted against my nipples. Warm water still spraying onto me.
Weee wohhh weee wohhhhhh It's the ambulance! Thank goodness! I hear loud noises and in walks a tall hunky paramedic, stethoscope around his well developed deltoids. Did I say he is a muscular hot paramedic? No? He is!
Immediate toe nudging and corner of the eye checks on my part confirm there are no fudgeballs around. Deep sigh of relief exhaled.
He bends over to check on me and I GRIP his arm, smiling as sultrily as a naked grandma laying on a wet floor can. He asks me if it hurts anywhere. Hehehe. Well, yes Mr. Paramedick! Thank you for asking!
A little bit more gripping ensues. And then a lot more. Turns out I am totally fine from the fall. A complete physical guarantees that
Duuhhh yeaaah!
Picture this:
78 year old naked me sprawled in the most sexy pose on the granite of my expansive shower area. My long silver hair around my body, voluminous from the water circling around them, several thick strands fortuitously matted against my nipples. Warm water still spraying onto me.
Weee wohhh weee wohhhhhh It's the ambulance! Thank goodness! I hear loud noises and in walks a tall hunky paramedic, stethoscope around his well developed deltoids. Did I say he is a muscular hot paramedic? No? He is!
Immediate toe nudging and corner of the eye checks on my part confirm there are no fudgeballs around. Deep sigh of relief exhaled.
He bends over to check on me and I GRIP his arm, smiling as sultrily as a naked grandma laying on a wet floor can. He asks me if it hurts anywhere. Hehehe. Well, yes Mr. Paramedick! Thank you for asking!
A little bit more gripping ensues. And then a lot more. Turns out I am totally fine from the fall. A complete physical guarantees that
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!
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LillyK
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Forgive me Phoenixx,
I licked his ass and I liked it
but it unfortunately puts him to sleep lol
I licked his ass and I liked it
but it unfortunately puts him to sleep lolHell of a way to fall asleepForgive me Phoenixx,
I licked his ass and I liked it
Forgive me Phoenixx,
I licked his ass and I liked it
(I love the contrast between how innocent your little lamb of "God" first 3 words sounded in comparison to the naughty, nasty lil freak in the rest of your sentence and how you shared with such confidence!)
You are forgiven child ... it must have been good if he fell asleep! I do sincerely hope it was immaculately manscaped for you!
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I wouldn't have it any other way
Sweet baby cheeses! I'm glad you don't have a fetish for tongue to butt hole pube grooming or anything! SANCTIFYYY!I wouldn't have it any other way
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LillyK
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Lmao *barfs* no thank you!
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Gujjuguy
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Okay so this happened when I was 12. I was home alone and bored. I had been curious about the contents of my father's cupboard for a while because I saw a few liquor bottles in there earlier someday and I used to be fascinated by their shapes and the styles.
I knew where the keys to the cupboard were so I thought it was a perfect opportunity for me to open it while my parents were away. I did have a good look at the bottles and kept them as they were before. Then, while I was about to close the cupboard...a plastic bag which looked cylindrical because of the contents inside, caught my attention. I took it and opened it to see that it had a CD storage containers in it which had some 15-20 CDs in it.
I got curious about those CDs so I decided to have a look at what was in them. Took the container to the PC, took one of the CDs out and put it in the drive. It opened and there were a few folders in it so I clicked on one and there was this MP4 file which I opened.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how I was introduced to PORN!!!
I'd heard of it before from my schoolmates and that it was the best thing to watch!
Gave me a feeling in my pants which I'd never experienced before so I was a bit confused but if felt oddly great so I kept watching it! And after a few minutes I felt something so freakin intense and burning (yes burning!!) down there!! I took off my pants and well umm it was all sticky and gooey in there. It was the first time my "baby brother" was up and came inside saying hello lol.
Got hooked to it so I used to stealthily get one of the CDs whenever I could. Then when I finished watching all of them over the days I found that it had affected my grades in a negative way cuz I kept thinking about "the act" all day and couldn't focus on my studies.
So one day while I was homealone again I took all of the CDs, put them on the floor and jumped on them crushing em to pieces (I had shoes on). I was so damn frustrated that I destroyed them and threw em away for good.
Although, I did regret that move after a few days not because I was caught but because missed the porn lol.
I guess my dad did notice that his CDs were missing but he never asked me anything about them. How could he anyway lol
So yea that's one of my dirty confessions. Thank you for reading it if you did haha
I knew where the keys to the cupboard were so I thought it was a perfect opportunity for me to open it while my parents were away. I did have a good look at the bottles and kept them as they were before. Then, while I was about to close the cupboard...a plastic bag which looked cylindrical because of the contents inside, caught my attention. I took it and opened it to see that it had a CD storage containers in it which had some 15-20 CDs in it.
I got curious about those CDs so I decided to have a look at what was in them. Took the container to the PC, took one of the CDs out and put it in the drive. It opened and there were a few folders in it so I clicked on one and there was this MP4 file which I opened.
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how I was introduced to PORN!!!
I'd heard of it before from my schoolmates and that it was the best thing to watch!
Gave me a feeling in my pants which I'd never experienced before so I was a bit confused but if felt oddly great so I kept watching it! And after a few minutes I felt something so freakin intense and burning (yes burning!!) down there!! I took off my pants and well umm it was all sticky and gooey in there. It was the first time my "baby brother" was up and came inside saying hello lol.
Got hooked to it so I used to stealthily get one of the CDs whenever I could. Then when I finished watching all of them over the days I found that it had affected my grades in a negative way cuz I kept thinking about "the act" all day and couldn't focus on my studies.
So one day while I was homealone again I took all of the CDs, put them on the floor and jumped on them crushing em to pieces (I had shoes on). I was so damn frustrated that I destroyed them and threw em away for good.
Although, I did regret that move after a few days not because I was caught but because missed the porn lol.
I guess my dad did notice that his CDs were missing but he never asked me anything about them. How could he anyway lol
So yea that's one of my dirty confessions. Thank you for reading it if you did haha
That's profound! Young Gujji developed a porn addiction so severe that it affected his ability to function yet was able to recognize that and overcome it! Power to the pulverising of the porn you curious little dude! I liked the bit where you realised the error of your ways and smashed them up! Bless your (young, dumb and full of cum) little SOUL!
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I would have bought those off of you bro lololol
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LillyK
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I feel so freeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I'll be back tomorrow!
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Gujjuguy
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Ikr, Lilly! Nobody knew about my dirty deed before I posted about it on here and was bottled up inside me for years!!! It feels a bit lighter now!