LOLOL So no trouser trout for you lol![]()
Haha thats what i like to think, kinda like captain ahab and moby dick
LOLOL So no trouser trout for you lol![]()
LOLOL It's gonna swallow you!!! lolHaha thats what i like to think, kinda like captain ahab and moby dick![]()
LOLOL It's gonna swallow you!!! lol![]()
LOLOL Should I be throwing you a life jacket or banana or something lolHaha one day i may end up like Jonah and the big fish![]()
LOLOL Should I be throwing you a life jacket or banana or something lol![]()
LOLOLO Great lol A Regurgitated seaman lolHaha nah im sure itll spit me back out soaking wet![]()
LOLOLO Great lol A Regurgitated seaman lol![]()
LOl Have a shower lol and wash ya mouth out lol That might help lolHahahaha or dirty sailor haha![]()
LOl Have a shower lol and wash ya mouth out lol That might help lol![]()
LolI’m sad to say that took me till just last week to figure out that sticking a flashlight under your junk and making dick shadow puppets across the room is fucking hilarious. So many missed opportunities![]()
Confession...I could use a good laugh today.making dick shadow puppets across the room is fucking hilarious.
That must of taken a good amount of inner strength to sayConfession: I find it hard to be truly open about certain things and I've also maintained that certain things shouldn't be said out in the open even in a forum like this, that something's you should always keep for yourself or the most private or trusted of conversations. Whilst I enjoy my time here at FCN and I can be more open here than I can be in any other place, still here I hold things back even if at times I want to shout truths about myself from the rooftops. I could be completely wrong but I feel like I'm probably not the only one who is afraid to admit things about themselves out of fear of how others will react. But that said I'm in a funny mood and I will confess this and I do so not to shock nor provoke but rather feel that it is okay to admit it within this sphere and that I hope that everyone here can be as open on anything they want. That intro sounds like I am going to confess something profound but really it is something rather innocuous. I have as far as I remember had a strong kink for female flatulence. Now that isn't just any woman passing gas, but if I find the woman attractive and I also find her personality attractive then my thoughts at some point my lead me to fantasise about her farting. Though in practice her actual farting would only be arousing in a scenario where she did so in full knowledge of my kink and was comfortable with that. That's just a very brief confession of it though, my relationship with it has always been rather complex.