Lame. I’d feel furious on behalf of the birds. But I’d kind of enjoying seeing the squirrels close up.
An electric scooter and you never have to charge it or refuel, but you do have to wear a helmet that says “I’m a helmet” boldly front and back. It also has my face printed on the scooter.
You blurting out some weird shit after some funny thought in your head after you lie down to sleep in your bed and the creatures that normally just watch you when you sleep inside your home from another room get up close "wtf did he/she say this time?"