Game Cool or Lame

cool

the insanely sticky "Now a Major Motion Picture" sticker on books
 
Lame. I allow it from 5/6am in summer, but earlier than that, they can tweet off.

One of those window view bird boxes, where it’s attached to your window and you watch the birds snacking.
 
Cool af. I want one.

Squirrels raiding one of those boxes and you never get to see the birds.
 
Lame. I’d feel furious on behalf of the birds. But I’d kind of enjoying seeing the squirrels close up.

An electric scooter and you never have to charge it or refuel, but you do have to wear a helmet that says “I’m a helmet” boldly front and back. It also has my face printed on the scooter.
 
Take it.

You blurting out some weird shit after some funny thought in your head after you lie down to sleep in your bed and the creatures that normally just watch you when you sleep inside your home from another room get up close "wtf did he/she say this time?"
 

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