Corrupt-a-wish

dam it lol :)

Granted,,,but your allergic to the sun lol :)

I wish for ...a nice long passionate game of...chess lol :)
 
lol great lol :0 Bet he takes his teeth out too lol :)

Granted,,,but now your bold lol and your greys have been twisted and packed away to hang on next years xmas tree as tinsel lolol :)
I wish for ....A new Psychiatrist...My old one went mad lol :)
 
Get up this morning and this has blown up it seems!

Granted but you're the only angel (oh wait you are one anyway)

I wish i had a girl to cuddle with at night
 
Granted but the seeds grow inside you, little grasses coming out when you go the bathroom

I wish i had plenty of food and never have to buy groceries
 
LOLOL Oooo thanks lol :)


Granted ...lolol but you can opnly shop at my toilet lololol :)

I wish I had a lawnmover lolol :)
 
Granted but it only works with the blade all the way up so the grass is still high

I wish i could fly like superman and go visit anyone i wanted
 
lolol

Granted lol but you fly like your on drugs and now bang in to all the buildings and takes you ten years to get anywhere...by then everyone has moved lolol :)


I wish People would laugh more
 
Granted, but now all they do is laugh. All. The. Time. lolol

I wish I had a perfect God-like body
 
lol
Granted lol but now every female pair of hands wants to touch you , leaving you skinless lol :) ooo thats so mean lol sozzy lol :)

I wish..... I had another tat .
 
Oooh the pain lol

Granted but it's of Venus fly traps climbing up the back of your neck to your ear...devouring a Bee lol

I wish time machines were invented so I could go back in time.
 
Granted...but now you're too hot to handle, literally.

I wish I could be more like a modern Dorian Grey and live forever young.
 
Granted, but you're allergic and swell up horribly, and vomit all over your tits and ass.

I wish there was just one thread for this as opposed to two.
 
Granted, but then everyone will type the message at same time and this theme will be a mess.
I wish i could orgasm just from ass
 
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