When Dr. Samuel Johnson had finished his great lexicography, the first real English dictionary, he was visited by various delegations of people to congratulation him, including a delegation of London’s respectable womanhood, who came to his parlor in Fleet Street and said, “Dr. we want to congratulate you on your decision to exclude all indecent words from your dictionary.” To which, he replied, “Ladies, I congratulate your persistence in looking them up.”
Lol, on my screen right above this as I type it says: "Better than hookers, a site that lets you fuck instantly" with a gif of a girl playing with her tits. I was trying to find the "like" button and couldn't figure out where it was. Of course, it turns out it isn't a hot meme somebody dropped here, but rather an ad. It really looked like somebody posted it! Welcome to my head, where it's always a fucking adventure...