I found out why everyone is hoarding Toilet paper. When someone sneezes everyone shits.
You would need to bring extra pairs of extra sharp scissors for me to survive the store, LMFAO!!!When I go shopping it's only strong self control that keeps me from turning into a mass murderer, I mean really ? you all need to stop in the middle of the aisle to greet the neighbour you just saw at home 10 minutes ago, and what's the deal with taking your shopping trolley with you down the side aisle to pick up one small packet of herbs ??
*Sharpens scissors*
LOL!!!! Never thought of that!!!! ewwwwww