My sister's pigbitch friend used to come around our house, get off on pushing my buttons and would help herself to whatever she found in our fridge every day after school without asking ... so I saw it as the perfect opportunity to sacrafice my Mums really yummy lasagne made with love and strategically unload a full can of Whiskers cat food into the middle of it!
I waited till she took her last bite of her 3 peoples worth sized serving and asked her how she enjoyed what was meant to be my dinner and she laughed ... until I pulled out the can and asked her if she thought it might be just a bit odd for my Mum to use both beef mince AND "pilchards" in her lasagne?! She immediately ran outside wretching and trying to vomit while I watched and laughed ... then RAN and hid on my garage roof where she couldn't get me! Haha