Explain a movie badly

[EveHerself]

silence of the lambs

A misunderstood transvestite runs afoul of government agents.

 

[Hawkeye100]

Reservoir dogs...

A load bank robbers go to a warehouse and chat about what went wrong

 

[Leukje]

Titanic - Everyone go take the ice bucket challenge
Pirates of the Caribbean - A woman (Keira Knightley of course) showing the same duckface during sword fights, explosions, sheer shock, sexual intercourse...
The Other guys: Two men - one a cop and one a cop and former pimp - fight crime together after Samuel L Jackson and Dwayne The Rock Johnson aimed for the bushes.
Harry Potter - One man being the chosen one but the awkward third wheel for 7 years

 

[Pistil]

Snow White - Virgin is taken in by seven short men. Only one is Happy.

 

[Serena_A]

Purple dude collects shiny rocks as a band of weirdos tries to stop him from snapping his fingers with his shiny glove.

 

[EveHerself]

Home Alone: down on their luck opportunists are relentless tortured by abandoned child spawn of satan

 

[Serena_A]

Parasite makes buddies with a reporter and rips heads off

 

[Serena_A]

Two teenagers can't meet each other cause their wi-fi is from another time, also, the boy touches the girl's boobs in his dreams.

 

[emptynestcpl]

Lonesome Dove

Two guys with some friends and hired hands, go on a cattle drive. Oh, they head north at some point.

 

[RileyFighty]

Jurassic park: dinosaurs die out millions of years ago... they get brought back to this island which they think is heaven, but lo and behold, it's a heaven where suddenly eating the food in front of you (tourists) makes you the bad guy

 

[Serena_A]

Teenage menace leaves his date's father jobless after interrupting his high-flying businesses.
Can you guess which movies I've been explaining?

 

[emptynestcpl]

Taken

Daughter gets taken, dad goes after her. I think he gets her back.

 

[EveHerself]

Seven

Divine vigilante gives detective a box, gets shot.

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Narnia ~ some kid comes out of the closet

 

[Tdp06]

star wars
a guy with his neon saber who wants to sex his sister, friend with à green dwarf are really really made with black vendor, (something like that), oh , and the black suits guy really has a breathing problem....

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Beauty and The Beast - A woman with stockholm syndrome falls in love with her captor

 

[Tdp06]

Jaws
à vegetarian big fish tasted meat and he can't stop now

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Fight Club - I'm not supposed to talk about it

 

[Tdp06]

A Nightmare on Elm Street

a badly burned guy is going around killing people with wolverine claws

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Taken - a father teaches us how to respond to all telemarketers on the phone.