Explain a movie badly

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Spiderman : an alternate lifestyle film wear a young man forcibly binds and photographs older men

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Gone with the wind - something about a war and romance. Frankly, I couldn't give a damn.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Fast & Furious - guys drive fast cars to steal things and pretend they're the good guys. Hot looking girls interspersed throughout film to make it interesting. Audience is furious for spending money on so many sequels.

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Batman - Miserable billionaire terrorizes a mentally ill man

 

[EveHerself]

Superman: alien invader is confronted by bald self made philanthropist

 

[Dogowar]

Starwars A New Hope.

Young water farmer goes into space with a hippie monk and a smuggler. Save a damsel in distress after her home gets whacked. Escapes from a giant gun satellite. Blows said gun satalite up. Kisses his soon to be found out sister.

 

[EveHerself]

Also Star Wars: Galactic government struggles with constant attacks from terrorists and criminals, loses everything

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Dawn of the dead. Everything collapses as to the shit hits the fan over snail speed zombies

 

[Slopps]

Old but hilarious: Sherlock Holmes / the Baskerville hounds explaied in 1 minute:

well... that is actually not poorly explained at all

 

[vicc]

Exorcist: A head twisting love affair between the devil n a girl.

 

[Slopps]

Mission Impossible:
Explaining it in a few words is mission impossible

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Les Miserables - everyone dies

 

[Tdp06]

Godzilla.
Some guys messed up with atomic bomb and pissed a huge mother fucking lezard

 

[InvincibleLight]

Yugioh! Bonds Beyond Time:
Three idiots from different times battle for the fate of the world against another idiot from the future in a card game designed for children that none of them seem to know the proper rules of.

Oh wait, I was supposed to explain this poorly.

 

[Tdp06]

Highlander
Only one keeps his head

 

[Tattooedmedic]

Narnia ~ some kid comes out of the closet

Hah yes!

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Avatar. Greedy corporation gets arses kicked by blue monkey's

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Poltergeist . House get built on cemetery weird shit happens and house get fucked up

 

[Deleted member 178467]

The graduate boy likes milf,

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Jaws. Mummy shark a do a do gets hungrey