Explain a movie badly

[FutaF]

Kill Bill

Its just awesome ok? You should watch it.

 

[Jinxy]

So there’s this movie can’t remember what it’s called but it had that guy in it. You know the one with the hair and big muscles... yeh well any way he has to save people ( or it could be animals) before the world freezes over. Or does it melt? Hmmm anyway i had a boysenberry choc too while watching it. It was good. The icecream I mean. The movie was too tho.


Ohhh that’s right it was Ice Age.

 

[Slopps]

The magnificent seven:
It's like the seven samurai, but with cowboys

The seven samurai:
It's like the magnificent seven, but with samurai

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

I'm a Cyborg but thats ok - girl sent to the psych ward. She meets someone and falls in love

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Wizard of Oz

Young girl kills for the first time, teams up with a group of local misfIts to kill again

You can also say it's the ultimate chick flick. Girls fighting over a pair of shoes

 

[Tdp06]

Robin Hood
Or how to shoot an arrow for dummy

 

[InvincibleLight]

Home Alone: down on their luck opportunists are relentless tortured by abandoned child spawn of satan

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Monty Python And The Holy Grail -

After using high explosives on a small rodent, a local leader and his followers are suddenly imprisoned on their way to recover exotic drink ware

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Return of The Jedi -

A few people and two robots steal drug dealers wall art, kill him, and blow up his yacht

 

[MustangGuy]

Family is slaughtered in a home invasion, leaving father and son as only survivors.
Kid runs away from school and is kidnapped. The dad chases after the kidnapper but they get away.
He gets hooked up with a gal who has a mental disability. The pair are assaulted several times in their search.
The boy eventually fakes his own death to escape the kidnappers.
The dad, thinking his son is dead returns home. The disabled gal finds the son and reunites him with his father.

Finding Nemo

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

The Force Awakens -

A young man quits his job, steals a jacket, and hangs out with a homeless girl and her dog

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Batman vs Superman -


Paranoid billionaire is afraid of an im..migrant


Apparrently im..migrant changes to nice guy automatically lol

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

The Martian -

A potato farmer gets billions of dollars in subsidies

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Captain America The first Avenger -

Guy on Drugs Wins the War by Throwing a Frisbee

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Thor Ragnarok -

Man blows up his own planet because he didn't want to share it with his sister after she broke his favorite toy

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

The Revenant -

Leonardo DiCaprio roams a frozen wasteland in search of an oscar

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Guardians of the Galaxy -

I AM GROOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[adam135]

Venom

Tom Hardy has a personality disorder while an alien takes over him so he fights some guys and blows up a rocket and eats some dude's head off, and then it ends with him talking to some ginger

 

[Tdp06]

Alien
Cousin it justoout of an egg fuck your mouth, then the baby comes out on its own true your belly and crack your head open with a double jaw

 

[vicc]

Anaconda - "Is snakes out here dat big!!!" Yes Cube. "Is" snakes out there dat big. Haha.