Explain a movie badly

Pokemon 4Ever:
Celebi kidnaps a child while running from a poacher who can turn pokemon into massive killing machines with no mind of there own. Kid wakes up in the future and ends up with protagonists, and ends up in a relationship with the main character. Poacher catches celebi, destroys a lake, celebi dies, but not really, and kidnapped kid is returned home, after being revealed to be the grandfather of the main protagonist's dickhead rival.
 
Sad tale of a young girl with disabilities forced to endure a lifetime of heartbreak and shame by her abusive overbearing father, after falling in love with an able bodied boy.
Tricked by some evil bitch, she loses her voice and resigns herself to living in silence.
Boy saves her and realises she's an actual fish.




The little mermaid
 
Dude in pjs finds out the universe isn't what he thought it was. Earth destroyed to make way for hyperspace bypass.
Meets girl from Islington,UK on space ship with bloke with 2 heads and a chancer in a dodgy suit.
A long chase by ugly af aliens reveals her boyfriend actually signed an autograph which caused cataclysmic event in the first place
Earth rebuilt, even down to the wiggly bits in the fjords.
Tea party..
End



Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
 
Stupid bimbo gets tits eaten off while attempting a tightrope trapeze act. Funny af.



Piranha
 
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