Explain a movie badly

[Male_uk]

Man mistakenly takes LSD instead of Ecstacy and goes on most intense 7 hour trip whilst trying to continue job as a programmer.

The Matrix

 

[phoenixprime21]

Young man with mommy issues pervs his way into a naive politician's knickers.

 

[phoenixprime21]

Left-wing terrorists blow up government base with no regard for the innocent maintenance and sanitation workers

 

[phoenixprime21]

Affluent gentleman spends his family's fortune on acting out his bdsm fantasies with the city's criminals

 

[phoenixprime21]

The story of the lengths one must go to to become a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader

 

[Hotcarter76]

Romeo and Juliet on a boat

Titanic

 

[VintageVixen]

Fish gets lost then found.

Finding Nemo.

 

[Tiger_22]

teacher/archeologist goes about protecting the ark for 2 hours yet has no bearing on its fate, the bad guys get it despite all his crazy antics, yet all end up dying when they open it... except said teacher/archeologist

Indiana Jones - Raiders of the lost Ark

 

[punkrockguy]

Home Alone

Primary school kid asserts his dominance over two grown men by means of traps and torture during the holiday season

 

[Eleonora_Lightfury]

Harry Potter:

yer a wizard, Harry.
yer wanted dead by Voldemort, Harry.
yer have some friends, Harry.
yer a Quidditch player, Harry.
yer got a rival, Harry.
yer got a godfather, Harry.
yer godfather died, Harry.
yer gotta find the Horcruxes, Harry.
yer gotta fight Voldemort, Harry.
yer gotta die, Harry.
yer revived, Harry.

 

[Hotcarter76]

In an effort to have make up sex ,deadbeat dad takes on terrorists on Christmas Eve

Die Hard

 

[Alex_1199]

Crazy doctor helps young man go to the past to bang his mum

Back to the future

 

[Oldgymrat]

Theres this guy.. and hes got a car.. but its not his car.. and some other dudes... oh andca chic.. and they like go places with other cars that arent theres...

Fast and furious

 

[Eleonora_Lightfury]

Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Seizure city

 

[Deleted member 604467]

an explanation of tidiness

sleeping with the enemy

 

[Deleted member 604467]

chad and starfish love story

Charlie’s angels

 

[Chubbychappie]

Gone in 60 seconds

Gang steal lots of cars and last one gets smashed up in car chase

 

[Chubbychappie]

The Simpson movie

Family of yellow people who sit on a couch

 

[Harryjoseph25]

Windtalkers

Christian Slater beheaded because he couldn't pull the trigger on Navajo marine

 

[Hotcarter76]

Die Hard on a plane

Air Force One