Explain how to.

Misha000 said:
This method is actually known as chaining, or task analysis. Commonly used in education to help children with learning difficulties or disabilities. It's harder than you imagine.
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Can you explain this again as if I had a learning disability. I know it will probably be easier for me to just ask google, but no one has explained how to yet so I don't know how.
 
Stanthropical said:
How to procrastinate and perhaps prevent yourself from accumulating crap you don’t need:
  • Decide that you want the Apple Watch.
  • Add it to the shopping cart at Apple.com.
  • It wants to deliver (in two days) a day too early.
  • Fuck that—I need it a day later.
  • Don’t buy it.
  • Check the cart next day with intent to buy it, but delivery now changed to four weeks from now—I guess inventory is running low.
  • Fml.
  • Too pissed rite meow to order it.
  • Fuck you, Apple, I’ll deal with this tomorrow.
  • Check cart next day.
  • Delivery date is now six weeks.
  • Well, then... Fuck you too. Maybe I don’t need it anyway.
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That didn’t last long.

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How to take care of your morning wood

Easy one... simply turn over pull down. PYT pants and undies and you put that wood in that pussy and a fuck fuck fuck the Morning away...
....the moaning woodaway...
The morning wood away.
Lol
 
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TallulahBlue said:
How to stop a panic attack:

Hold a brown paper bag up to your mouth and take a deep breath, then take several swigs from the bottle inside the bag.
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that's some good fucking writing right here ,way to use that Noggin of yours that deserves some Skittles
 
How to get a sugar mama:

Go for your morning run shirtless in that 1 gated community.

Work at a male strip club.
 
How not to be so serious....

Chill out dude.
Why so serious... Ha'


See lighten up. Or light up they both work.:eek::rolleyes:o_O
 
How how to enjoy your chocolate milk:

After your done with your workout, open up yourself a chocolate milk shake it all about. Shake it up really good, makes it taste better. :D
 
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How to lose weight..turn head to the left turn head to right ..repeat everytime offered something to eat
 
How to fuck off:

1. Start running
2. Run into a wall
3. Say "sorry" to the wall
4. Back away while continuing apologizing profusely and making an effort not to make eye contact with the wall.

Repeat if not fucked off sufficiently.
 
Slightly different, instead of explaining, I would like ask "how to" :

It got thick real fast, rising up without any problem. It was really hot. But than I pulled it out and it immediately went down.

Therefore I would like to ask
Does anyone has advice on how to keep my apple pie fluffy after I get it out of the oven? :P
 
Top it with this:

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