Finish the sentence

[Saximony]

Heres a game-style thread for mindless fun. Here's how it works:

I'll start off by leaving a partial sentence, and the next person has to finish the sentence however you want, and also leave their own partial sentence for the next person and so on.....

I REALLY WISH I COULD _______________________

 

[Stanthropical]

...get off this toilet this second, but I'm not done.

 

[Saximony]

Nice Stan, but you need to provide a fill in the blank sentence of your own
for the next person in order to keep thread going...

 

[Stanthropical]

Nice Stan, but you need to provide a fill in the blank sentence of your own
for the next person in order to keep thread going...

I'm well aware of that, but...

You should have a story going with option to add a sentence, instead of just finishing sentences.

And this probably should go to Hangouts section, not Introductions.

 

[Saximony]

...Displays a pic of her boobs through a see thru shirt!

I get Horny at the sight of____________________

 

[Cum4MeDutch]

Watching a guy putting oil on his dick and masturbate for me...

If I could make him/her do something i like it would be ....

 

[iml]

... Sliding to her knees, unbuttoning my pants and wrapping her perfect lips around my rock hard cock.

The ideal way to make me cum is____________________

 

[FleurDeLise]

... to wear nothing but a fez, creating the exact replica of the Taj Mahal on etch-a-sketch, whilst reciting the opening soliloquy from Shakespeare's Richard III in Dutch.

I hate it when...

 

[Normalish]

.... Someone comes up with a better answer than me.
I'm loving the way you lick that .....

 

[Saximony]

...Frozen Flagpole.

All too often I__________

 

[iml]

... get my tongue stuck on frozen flagpoles.

It's hard not to______________

 

[Saximony]

Jerk off daily.

Sometimes when I cant sleep I __________

 

[FleurDeLise]

... sliced my hand off with a lightsaber.

In the beginning...

 

[Normalish]

The world was flat and humans had two sexual organs.
Now there's something I could ....

 

[iml]

... only dream about stuffing a dick into.

I wish I had originally thought of_________________

 

[Spangle]

....lube before I tried to fuck her with a nine inch dildo.

....my boobs tell me daily to....

 

[Fefman]

Hey covered on cum

 

[Normalish]

There's always one FFS

 

[iml]

This is why we can't have nice things Fefman. *face palm*

 

[Spangle]

....the little green men haven't finished probing me.

I call my genitals...