Finish the sentence

[Male_uk]

Eat this whole block of cheese whilst sat in my undies. Then I'll pay the bus conductor when he comes around.

I can't believe i got my whole arm in....

 

[daddytongue]

Between the cheeks of her arse.

On the other hand I could have....

 

[iml]

... probably just used a finger.

Whenever I look in the mirror all I see is__________________

 

[Spangle]

...my heel grinding into your teeny cock.

Sometimes when we touch...

 

[D7ve67]

...my heel grinding into your teeny cock.

Sometimes when we touch...

...The honesty’s too much.

Hey, did you happen to see......

 

[Spangle]

...the most... no I won't do it lol.

Give me one good reason why...

 

[daddytongue]

Tickle my balls with a feather duster.

How many fingers would you like in..

 

[Rooosie]

...your belly button?

My most absurd fantasy is...

 

[Normalish]

To smother myself in sardines and swim with dolphins naked.
The reason I'm looking at you is ....

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Because it's my round of drinks.

Having trouble squeezing it...

 

[FleurDeLise]

David Bowie's bulge in Labyrinth.

The best way to ruin an orgy is...

 

[Saximony]

Walk in and loudly announce, "Who ordered the case of Penicillin?"

How many times must I tell you not to _______________

 

[iml]

... ruin all the orgies!?

I often wish I could_________________

 

[Dirkgently43]

... ruin all the orgies!?

I often wish I could_________________

...go back and avoid one serious mistake.

My greatest desire is to...

 

[Spangle]

...wake up with boobs like my profile pic

Today it was so cold...

 

[Saximony]

a Snowman knocked on my door and asked to sleep on my couch.

Ever since I was young, Ive had this____________________-

 

[badboy3010]

thing for older women.

Today is the day......

 

[iml]

I finally succumb to peer pressure and shave off my moustache and interesting goatee arrangement.

Is it socially acceptable to_________________