Finish the sentence
- Thread starter Saximony
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Throw it against the wall because why do I even own this thing when I hate texting ,my voice sounds like a stoned sea turtle
guess I'll just send this email with the subject line :
guess I'll just send this email with the subject line :
Your Microscopic PeePee 
But if jellyfish aren't actually fish, and peanuts aren't actually nuts, then...
But if jellyfish aren't actually fish, and peanuts aren't actually nuts, then...
that's bad im deadYour Microscopic PeePee
But if jellyfish aren't actually fish, and peanuts aren't actually nuts, then...
hamburgers aren't really ham
and the world doesn't make sense when you're out
and the world doesn't make sense when you're out
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Hubby_Home_Alone
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Back to the future.
No wait - maybe to the past.
Either way - let’s make sure we don’t disrupt
No wait - maybe to the past.
Either way - let’s make sure we don’t disrupt
the serpent who told the frog who told the bat who told the butterfly.
The butterfly needed to know because
The butterfly needed to know because
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Hubby_Home_Alone
Guest
the bat might try to snatch him out of mid air.
Once the time vortex opens and you’ve passed through, you should not
Once the time vortex opens and you’ve passed through, you should not
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Pickle jar, unless you want your ...
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Do the dishes, before getting exactly what she craved...
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Coffee.
It had been years since she'd had a good...
It had been years since she'd had a good...
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LillyK
Guest
ass-stretching fuck.
But she always found time to...
But she always found time to...
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Add to her candle wax butt plug.
Seven years ..
Seven years ..
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LillyK
Guest
is too long without having an out of body sex experience.
My favorite part is
My favorite part is
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
When the space weasel gets agitated and starts ....