Finish the sentence

Curse at you when you're a selfish bedpartner.

Best sex I ever had was...

 

On the hood of my 1990 camaro.

The worst sex i ever had was..

 

With My left hand, but it gets better everyday .

Riding jet ski is...

 

...said to require two to tango, but said only by people who haven't seen me drunk.

The thing I most look for in a partner is...

 

Understanding and being there for me.

My handbag...

 

Is to small to fit all those sextoys.

Sports bag are more....

 

Intelligence, a sense of humor and a great smile. (Really wanted to answer that one. )

 

Likely to end up in a closet that will never be opened by me...

Best food in the world is...

 

French of course

Worth one is...

 

...the cost of going to a French restaurant instead of relying on me to cook the meal.

My favorite dessert is...

 

Not affordable for you .

Mustard rabbit is so...

 

Genuine but I really don't like that much

Tdp is a guy who can never b........

 

Blow kisses without meanings.

I knew a Melissaa years ago, she could.....

 

Really dance on a pole at a night club.

However I'm more of a....

 

Couch surfer those days.

Needs a lot of strength to....

 

...carry in logs for the fireplace.

The best part about really cold days is...

 

Getting the log fire burning

Worst part of really cold days is

 

Not having matches to start the fire....

Luckily I have this huge blanket, relax on it before...

 

Coffee is ready

Falling asleep in a strange place

 

...isn't too bad until you have to pee in the middle of the night and can't find the bathroom.

I smile when I think about...