Finish the sentence

[MissLed]

Your beard you can enjoy their smell all day long lol

Now what about Ronald McDonalds ...Red nose..Did you ...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

...mistake for your own personal self-gratification toy?!?!? Care to explain that to these children?!?!?


I bought it cause it was on sale, and I know that you like...

 

[MissLed]

Two for the price of one


It ran out of steam I guess you better pull out the...

 

[Flirtinghubby]

...ol' strap-on and finish me off.


I knew you liked candy, bit you didn't tell me.....

 

[MissLed]

lol What do you think the "Ol Strap of is made of ?


Now where did you put the red nose?...Is it in with the .....

 

[Yungsw]

...ropes and strap on.

I had no idea you were going to...

 

[MissLed]

Use the rope and strap on ..on you


Now stand still while I ....

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

get this bottle of baby oil all warmed up.

Once it gets up to temperature I'll...

 

[LillyK]

...tie you down and just make sure don't fight it or it'll make it hurt

When I say "Squat"...

 

[MissLed]

You cough and take it like a man

Now what are we going to do with that thing hanging from your...

 

[LillyK]

beard that looks like wet monkeys fucking each other?

I told him to shave it but

 

[MissLed]

He shaved the wrong end ...Or was it the right end lol

I think we should get the leash and collar and take him ...

 

[AmyUKx]

... to the vet.

He told me not to press that button but I pressed it and......

 

[LillyK]

now I have 538 red anal plugs with the squeaky toy on the end

When I loosened up and his hard thick cock entered me I immediately

 

[MissLed]

Took all the anal plugs out as quick as I can so to accommodate his girth and width ...

As he started loving my butt I felt his hardness touch something that made me say " Quick/ Get the...

 

[Tdp06]

Cake out of the oven before the smoke alarm goes off!!

I could hear the sound of her heels getting closer, announcing.....

 

[Alex_1199]

The release of the Kraken
Plenty of smoke everywhere
So I deduced that buying 40 apples was...

 

[MissLed]

The right amount to throw at the Kraken..

The heels of her Thigh High Red Glassed Heels Boots never come off as she....

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Superglued them to the ceiling!

Brainstorming helps to get out the ...

 

[Oldgymrat]

Cobwebs that develope behind the jars in the apothecary in old horror films!


Suddenly, and without warning, the peanut butter in my pants...