Finish the sentence

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Melted down one leg leaving my sock moist and making me walking squirrel bait.

Why on Earth was his moustache suddenly upside down? Could it be
...

 

[Heather]

I'd been standing on my head the whole time or is he wearing a phony moustache enquiry minds need to know.

She was making a snowman when all of a sudden she couldn't lift the snowball she tried once twice and the third time...

 

[Someguy1323]

After shitting her pants due to the straining, she decided it was best just to leave the snowman decapitated, she affixed the carrot, and coal, forming a gruesome face, then went inside to clean up.

Can you please tell me the best thing to remove....

 

[Oldgymrat]

Other than my bra! You boys all have boobs on the brain!


So.... why the bacon fat

 

[Heather]

Because it would be weird calling it bacon skinny...remove that skinny from the bacon

How do I survive Monday...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Without long fingers, big hands, strong arms, broad shoulders, and that incredible dick of his?

If it smells like fart, that means it's working perfectly ...

 

[MissLed]

Because it would be weird calling it bacon skinny...remove that skinny from the bacon

How do I survive Monday...

lol Got a point lol

 

[MissLed]

and that you now know what they mean by Herseys Highway lol


So after they finished eating .....

 

[Someguy1323]

They proceeded to vomit all over each other, they knew the clams were bad, but they are them anyway, or perhaps it was the copious amounts of syrup of ipecac they drank as a challenge to see who could drink more. I don't think anyone won.

If I didn't have a mouth, I would drink my coffee...

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

through my ear.

He ejaculated before getting inside her and she........

 

[LillyK]

Cake out of the oven before the smoke alarm goes off!!

I could hear the sound of her heels getting closer, announcing.....

Lmao

Thread... realized he liked the Elmo doll a lot more than he had admitted

When I saw the look on their face of deep deep sexual desire...

 

[MissLed]

lolol I quickly hid poor Elmo lol No more jumping for him lol


Then when I turned and saw that that back half of my dress was ......

 

[Someguy1323]

Tucked into his jeans, I knew I shouldn't have let him take it home to wash it...but I really hate doing laundry, so it's ok that he wears it, as long as he returns it back to me clean.


I found out where that sticky stuff came from, it was....

 

[MissLed]

LOLOl It was alldried and crusty lolol now where did I get all this glitter?


He shakes and shakes it but still cant...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Fabulous as a hair product ... even though I found it inside a pair of Someguys more interesting than usual underpants!!

Oops Thread: "He's shakes and shakes it but still can't get out a drop of ketchup to fill his wife's belly button with so he can eat chicken nuggets off her naked body!

If there was no such thing as boobs, the world would be ...

 

[Someguy1323]

Make a decent Martini.

Edit
Unknowing of what the hell motorboating was....it would just be riding around in a boat, not some ridiculous thing dudes do.

See, the key to a good drink is to make sure to use an appropriate amount of

 

[MissLed]

lol tongue movement lolol


But didnt the Doctor say not to ....

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Get a Gremlin wet under any circumstance!

That's most of the little bastards out of the way! Now where have I put my ...

 

[Someguy1323]

Dream catcher, because that dream the other day....damn....I want to relive that one over and over, boy it was good.


So tell me again about the time you...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Took someone's virginity in a way that they'll never, EVER want to forget for as long as they shall live.

My hair smelled sweet and tangy like bbq sauce because ...