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A big smile on their face and have to wonder why they're beaming so bright and take guesses in my mind like *Did they just get some? Are they just about to get some? Did they get that promotion to head chief of sex toy designing, making and testing? Is their significant other sexting them with crazy, naughty, nasty pics cause they know how much the thrill of recieving sexy pics while they're out in public or at work turns them on?*

Yesterday was so INSANELY different to today because ...
 
I decided clothes are for muggles, and being naked is the way of the wizard, it's ok, I used my spells to make sure everyone thought I had clothes on, except for those whom I read their mind and saw that look in their eye....they wanted to see the real me, oh, and they got their go ahead from their mom who was with them.


Man, my toe really hurts, perhaps I shouldn't have....
 
a homeless man masturbating in a bush. I asked if he was ok and if he needed any help (meaning with his life generally), he got the wrong end of the stick and it turns out he was quite persuasive - and that is the reason I am now walking funny and have grass stains on my knees!

Sometimes when I'm all alone and have nothing else to do, I like to.....
 
Choose a song and dress up like I'm in the film clip then play it over n over like way too many times really loud and perform in the mirror till I nail it (shit, I wouldn't mind getting drunk and attempting that one weekend!)

I know it might seem strange to most but I've never been able to stand the smell of ...
 
soiled underpants as it reminds me of a rather sad time in my life - one beer to many on an empty stomach, trying to do the worm and showing off as boys do, one strain too much and the night was ruined (along with my new jeans)

I'm quite open to the idea of....
 
a feisty, red haired Australian woman. All she wanted in life was peace, quiet and tranquillity, but whenever she tried to go about her business she would be wooed by the gentlemen of the forest, they would shower her with compliments such as "hey babe", "hi" and "you're hot", not realising that this was fuel for her fire, she would retaliate with witty put downs and sarcastic comments that would make the gentlemen flee the forest in fear of their lives, never to be seen again, they would become just another dickpic statistic on the wallchart hanging in her bathroom. Eventually, rumour has it that the lady also fled the forest, as there were no gentlemen left in the land, the last time she was seen, she was running for POTUS and the male population of that land were evacuating to Mexico in a panic...……..and everyone lived happily ever after. THE END

My imagination is very creative and quite wild, sometimes I like to imagine that...…...
 
I'm a princess trapped in a castle tower, teasing the Knights and Princes with my titties from my window and driving them wild with the insatiable want of the forbidden fruit.

My mate Kenny and I went to the public one day and the strangest thing randomly happened to us ...
 
We were so stunned that we looked like statues. How can this be? A massive chocolate waterfall in the front yard

Very late one night, we heard a noise from downstairs. We crept down slowly and where the Oompha Loompa sleeps was a massive....

Ill get the hang of it lol :)
 
Banana, it had fallen off our banana tree. Now it is true that normally bananas fall off a tree in bunches, but we're really talking about something really special and big here. The problem is...this monster sized thing that fell happened to land right on the oompa loompa, impaling him. It's a good thing that he was sleeping face up, because otherwise it would not have been easy to explain to the paramedics.

Have you ever had that feeling you....
 
of not being able to tell the paramedics exactly what happened ? Ooo yeah for sure lol :) //There was this one time when my Lady Friends and I went out for a bus tour to the wine country. We tasted wine all day. But by 5pm we were way over our limits lol

But would you believe that when we entered the bus after the last tasting the Driver said to us....
 
The elusive and elegant LillyK approaching her from across the hall suddenly trips over a huge banana left by the oompa loompas and is rescued by the guy that used to be sweet. He really was after the banana but didn't want anyone to judge him for not helping out Lilly

Across the river where the cotton candy grows...
 
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