Finish the sentence

[Thalassa]

ghostbusters!!! Since everyone now knows to surround their houses, cars and beds with rock salt, their ghosthunting business has plummeted.

Having branched into the sponge business,...

 

[Someguy1323]

I've hired several mermaids to harvest the most luscious sponges known to the universe, each one could be crafted into 11.3 twinkifeits!

The only problem....

 

[Thalassa]

is that I suck at math and despite having Milton as my best friend, I still miscalculated. One sponge only yielded 1.13 twinkifeits.

Just one goddamn misplaced decimal point...

 

[Someguy1323]

And I hope it's on the right side. Well assuming that I want the number to be bigger, if I'm paying the mermaids in pearl necklaces and clams then I may be ok either way I fuck things up.

Sometimes I wonder...

 

[Thalassa]

if they might prefer me sucking the oysters in their gardens.

I decided to ask them...

 

[Someguy1323]

How many hot dogs do you all want for lunch? I've got 8 in a package, so can one of you do the math for me?

I seem to be...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

In a meme with all these hot dogs flying at my face!

Not sure whether to rejoice OR ...

 

[Gujjuguy]

hit that guy on the head with the bouquet I'm giving to my Ex, for marrying one of my friends!


Firstly, take it in your hands, moisten it with your saliva then...

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Werkitwerkit and voila!! You have a banging new hairstyle!

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so ...

 

[Gujjuguy]

desparate to meet me that they all kept calling on my cellphone at the same time while I was with my wife, celebrating our wedding anniversary at a rooftop candle light dinner.


When I first saw you entering the classroom, I was...

 

[Gobster28]

When I first saw you entering the classroom, I was so scared, I screamed and jumped out of the closed window

I entered a spooky mansion, when suddenly....

 

[pigheaded]

I entered a spooky mansion, when suddenly aN erie feeling swept across me and a realized at that moment, I left my stove on!

Did you really just tell me

 

[LillyK]

... that you burnt your house down because you left the oven on? Im never keeping you use my kitchen again!

I took one look at those sexy elbows and

 

[Gobster28]

I took one look at those sexy elbows and realised, why am I looking at my elbows

I was walking in the street, I looked down and what I saw was...

 

[MissLed]

your elbows lol You'd eaten them right off your arm lol


While you were naked in my closet I saw you..

 

[Gobster28]

Trying on your clothes lol

When you were sleeping, you woke up and saw

 

[Yorkshirekitten]

A strange man in my room

Wearing my Bikini you notice my cameltoe you immediately...

 

[Gobster28]

Wearing my Bikini you notice my cameltoe you immediately start to drool

You were going down on someone, but then the door opened and there was...

 

[Normalish]

An midget in a gimp mask very upset that he had his days mixed up.


In the cinema one night your hand reaches over and grabs my .....

 

[Yorkshirekitten]

Toffee popcorn

You notice me sunbathing topless you approach and...