G Gobster28 Guest Jun 6, 2020 #4,741 Being drunk I wondered down to the beach to skinny dip, then out of the blue....
L LillyK Guest Jun 6, 2020 #4,742 I got smacked up the side of my head by a high heel that was catapulted through the air from across the parking lot. I like it when you look and me and
I got smacked up the side of my head by a high heel that was catapulted through the air from across the parking lot. I like it when you look and me and
G Gobster28 Guest Jun 6, 2020 #4,743 Undress you with my eyes You were getting ready to head for a bath, then all of a sudden
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jun 6, 2020 #4,744 A sharknado hit and there was an almighty smash as my windows couldn't take the force and I opened my eyes to a thrashing hammerhead in my bath. The mating song of the cat is a ...
A sharknado hit and there was an almighty smash as my windows couldn't take the force and I opened my eyes to a thrashing hammerhead in my bath. The mating song of the cat is a ...
G Gobster28 Guest Jun 6, 2020 #4,745 Eye of the Tiger You were sat alone, in the dark watching a movie. You felt cold air on the back of your neck. You turn around and saw
Eye of the Tiger You were sat alone, in the dark watching a movie. You felt cold air on the back of your neck. You turn around and saw
Someguy1323 Surfer FCN Regular Jun 6, 2020 #4,746 A fan, blowing back the sharknado outside the window, you hurriedly ran over, supercharged the power source by doubling the amperage and cranked that bad boy up to fuji class 5! That sharknado never....
A fan, blowing back the sharknado outside the window, you hurriedly ran over, supercharged the power source by doubling the amperage and cranked that bad boy up to fuji class 5! That sharknado never....
Riverside Resident FCN Regular Jun 21, 2020 #4,748 ...take a trip to a secluded waterfall with me, I gotta picnic and some towels... Climbing into his car he...
...take a trip to a secluded waterfall with me, I gotta picnic and some towels... Climbing into his car he...
Paige20 Resident FCN Regular Jun 21, 2020 #4,749 forgot to buckle his seatbelt The morning my Dad died I...
Riverside Resident FCN Regular Jun 21, 2020 #4,750 ...jumped into action and blocked all the pain until the darkness came calling... Hello? Is it me you're looking for? said...
...jumped into action and blocked all the pain until the darkness came calling... Hello? Is it me you're looking for? said...
T TheArt Guest Jun 21, 2020 #4,752 ...boring, everyone is tired, no one is giving a fuck, no excitement, who's even winning?, is this even football?. If i was able to travel back in time, i would go...
...boring, everyone is tired, no one is giving a fuck, no excitement, who's even winning?, is this even football?. If i was able to travel back in time, i would go...
Tdp06 Sneaky French Fry FCN Regular Jul 11, 2020 #4,753 In the toilet before that guy who made a nasty deposit Need a new flavour for my....
P Pyra Guest Jul 11, 2020 #4,754 ...chapstick. I am getting tired of people I kiss asking me why my lips taste like cum. I would love nothing more than to....
...chapstick. I am getting tired of people I kiss asking me why my lips taste like cum. I would love nothing more than to....
NerdiGuy Well-Known Member FCN Regular Jul 11, 2020 #4,755 create a two person mosh pit with you. Pardon me, but do you have...
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Jul 11, 2020 #4,756 Still have the stilts you borrowed last week? the neighbors are getting restless so you..
PheonixxxMonroe #%!$&@??#*%, m8! FCN Regular Jul 11, 2020 #4,757 Push your tits against the windows and hold up a sign that says calm your tits. If I could only be a ...
Push your tits against the windows and hold up a sign that says calm your tits. If I could only be a ...
MissLed Resident FCN Regular Jul 11, 2020 #4,758 A part of a Midget Magic Arrow shooting Act where you can only use your feet and toes to aim and shoot If only I were hairier then I could get away with doing...
A part of a Midget Magic Arrow shooting Act where you can only use your feet and toes to aim and shoot If only I were hairier then I could get away with doing...
pigheaded Resident FCN Regular Jul 12, 2020 #4,759 Tiny Sasquatch appearances at parties There was once a a man from Nantucket who...
Heather Resident FCN Regular Jul 12, 2020 #4,760 Got drunk and fell in the bucket. He awoke in a daze, got lost in the maze.....that poor man from Nantucket....
Got drunk and fell in the bucket. He awoke in a daze, got lost in the maze.....that poor man from Nantucket....