Finish the sentence

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Who knocked his cock and said FUCKIT?

If I was a bird, I would...

 

[MissLed]

I'd peck little wieners and use them to nest in lol


Now where in the world did I leave my Oompha Loompa ?

 

[Chubbychappie]

Oh I remember. They are in the chocolate factory

‘what did I do with my keys

 

[MissLed]

lol Lost them in the chocolate river lol

When did you learn to swim ?

 

[Chubbychappie]

In primary school

when (what age) did you first discover mastufbation

 

[MissLed]

Late primary school ...about 10?...Used to sit in my chair at my desk and cross my legs and squeeze my thighs together. Didnt know what was going on but loved it lol


Who introduced you to porn?

 

[Chubbychappie]

My dad
(Accidentally left one of his mags out)

I was watching porn when......

 

[MissLed]

Forgot what thread for a minute lol

When he came in the door so quietly. Then slowly walks into my view with his zipper down and his hand busy on his hardening cock.

When the pizza gets here you...

 

[Chubbychappie]

Go answer the door, forgetting I was naked

I open the door and see you standing there...

 

[Chubbychappie]

Forgot what thread for a minute lol

When he came in the door so quietly. Then slowly walks into my view with his zipper down and his hand busy on his hardening cock.

When the pizza gets here you...

So did I

 

[MissLed]

lol and now I'm naked outside with a pizza in my hand (Thanks lol ) , so I lick all the slices lol


What cha gonna do now lol

 

[Chubbychappie]

I pick you and the pizza up take you both inside and share the pizza

‘after the pizza is finished

 

[MissLed]

I watch you don a maids outfit as you clean the mess lol


I ordered dessert but I got...

 

[Chubbychappie]

An x rated movie

We sit down and turn on the movie

 

[MissLed]

I turn down the sound so I can hear you doing what they are doing lol


You're phones ringing so you answer it and say....

 

[Chubbychappie]

Fuck off im jerking off

‘you laugh at my candice but

 

[MissLed]

but lol Takes the phone from you and pants into it ..." He really is you know lol ...ummm do you have any dessert over there by the way?" lol


They reply that...

 

[Chubbychappie]

They do

you order some

 

[MissLed]

lolol I got nothing lolol

 

[Pyra]

Was a pretentious prick, because what other kind of people come from fucking Nantucket?!

I like big butts and I cannot lie...