Finish the sentence

[MissLed]

and I like the big boots with the fur...The one that come up to my thighs...Zips up the back and misfired heels.

But when I bend over the....

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

The fur sticks out of the boots and tickles my behind.

So I tried to trim the fuzz and....

 

[MissLed]

I moved and cut my little ding a ling lol I cried like a baby for hours lol


Then the doctor told me ..

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Don't worry young lad, I can sew one on that's even bigger.

So we scheduled...

 

[Wtfthisiswierd]

So we scheduled this doctors appointment for my broken tailbone but it actually turned out to be a prostate exam!

I can't believe I used to...

 

[MissLed]

Operate ..at a flea market...You know lol Just to see if anyone wants any internal body parts on the black market lol Nothing to worry about lol

Uh Oh I say as you wake up ...I think you no longer have your...

 

[MissLed]

So we scheduled this doctors appointment for my broken tailbone but it actually turned out to be a prostate exam!

I can't believe I used to...

Hello there Emi xox How;s you?

 

[Wtfthisiswierd]

Hello there Emi xox How;s you?

Hey there! I'm doing great, how about you love? xx

 

[Sakura3]

Operate ..at a flea market...You know lol Just to see if anyone wants any internal body parts on the black market lol Nothing to worry about lol

Uh Oh I say as you wake up ...I think you no longer have your...

Pubic hair, I used it to make a bedside rug

Last time I checked my ...

 

[TBig88M]

pants, I wasnt wearing any.

Tomorrow will be perfect for

 

[HotPotato86]

mowing the grass
I don't generally show people my secret dungeon except

 

[Sakura3]

When I need to restock my pantry

I've always dreamed of having...

 

[Neo1971]

A 3rd nipple,really think it would suit me

What happened to your shorts.....

 

[HotPotato86]

They're fine they just haven't gotten around they've been busy hanging around
I really like going out in the woods with nothing but

 

[Neo1971]

A pencil sharpener,its surprisingly handy in the wild

Wtf happen to ........

 

[HotPotato86]

The golden girls and why didn't someone just clone them ..
I'm here to kick ass & chew bubblegum and i've already..

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

lost the flavor in this stick.

Why is it that when we get busy, you always seem to...

 

[Saximony]

mysteriously disappear.
Oh look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane it's.....

 

[HotPotato86]

the apocalypse and I have front row seats
If I cut a hole in this popcorn container I'm pretty sure I can ..

 

[Tdp06]

... See an obese mouse stuffing his mouth.

After this operation I be able to.....