Rule the world like fucking Thanos
Once I get these eggs I'm about to
Once I get these eggs I'm about to
Finish the sentence
- Thread starter Saximony
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Get the hell out of dodge because clearly someone's coming to arrest me for being a psychopathic serial killer
then I'll get a shady hotel and plan to
then I'll get a shady hotel and plan to
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Hubby_Home_Alone
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the ongoing battle against the forces of evil. 
Every time I ask if you want me to tie you up, you always...
Every time I ask if you want me to tie you up, you always...
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Hubby_Home_Alone
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slowly tie each extremity to the four corners of the bed.
Then I wonder out loud, "where did I put that...
Then I wonder out loud, "where did I put that...
Throw it in the trash because custard is frigging gross
You realize you have whipped cream which is a way better cold substance and decide
You realize you have whipped cream which is a way better cold substance and decide
To spread it ever so slowly on your body
cough cough ..that's really swell but you gotta add your own sentence too
And hope i dont scare her off
cause I'd really love to hear her saying my name
Hopefully the vibe is good because
Hopefully the vibe is good because
You're awesome I suck ass
Then I smoked a joint and thought
Then I smoked a joint and thought
Random per usual
cause that's the way the cookie crumbles which makes me
cause that's the way the cookie crumbles which makes me
Weed brownies and milk oh yea and whipped cream which goes with everything
then I proceed to the kitchen table where my hopes and dreams have
then I proceed to the kitchen table where my hopes and dreams have
