Finish the sentence

fletnix · Feb 3, 2019

Slap about the face. Wait, that'd be assault, or at the very least...

fletnix · Feb 3, 2019

Major facial bruising. I keep my local doctor on speed dial in case...

fletnix · Feb 3, 2019

Everyone does stupid things from time to time. Especially Jimmy Snickle, the town...

Saximony · Feb 4, 2019

Pickle pelferer. He once took a pickle and stuffed it....

Saximony · Feb 4, 2019

Stan pulled it out and took a bite.
Much to Jimny Snickles delight, Stan then proceeded to...

Saximony · Feb 4, 2019

sexual dynamo. Jiminy Cricket was watching through a peephole as Stan placed his finger....

fletnix · Feb 5, 2019

He. Almost as much as Carlos von Dempler, who recently moved his entire family into temporary accommodation due to...

J4cks0n · Feb 5, 2019

the rice crispy factory blowing up across the valley and burying his existing house in popped rice.
But not to be dissuaded...

Seraphim · Feb 5, 2019

by the hungry wolf blowing down the door.
So instead he

Saximony · Feb 5, 2019

Grabbed an assault rifle and shot the big bad wolf, but was consequently sued by the family of the big bad wolf for...

IVY- · Feb 5, 2019

Having shot his ear off and him being consequently so loud and annoying after. So they got awarded 7.3 billion dollars with which they...

Deleted member 178467 · Feb 5, 2019

Used as loo roll as being wolfs didn't need the dough except to..

LastOne · Feb 5, 2019

get in to the strip club to howl away at the ...

angellick44 · Feb 5, 2019

Moon that glistened through the window because the club wasn't....