Finish the sentence

[Tdp06]

Wife dance limbo is good for flexibility.

From the Mount everest you can see ___

 

[D7ve67]

All the way down.


Is it just me or.....

 

[Tdp06]

The earth is dying?

Two blonds walk down the street and......

 

[Saximony]

Fell down an open manhole. One turns to the other and says, "Its dark in here isnt it?" The other one says "I dont know, I cant see!"

The best way to get your girlfriend to blow you is _______________________

 

[Spangle]

...to set yourself alight.

My left boob just told the right one...

 

[Tdp06]

Hello? Where are you!!.

I wonder, is California closer to.....

 

[D7ve67]

Dreaming


How do you.....

 

[Spangle]

...teach an elephant to ballet dance?

Xmas is a time for...

 

[D7ve67]

Bah, Humbugs!

Is it wrong to.....

 

[Spangle]

...be a miserable git at Xmas?

I drank so much hooch I...

 

[Tdp06]

Kissed a man.

What is the difference between the....

 

[PumpkinPie]

Lady and the woman

Take time to...

 

[LA69]

Scratch your arse.





As work load is

 

[Tdp06]

Not as much.

Today is the day....

 

[Daisy_82]

that I discovered the meaning of life AND got amnesia.

My therapist said...

 

[FleurDeLise]

... the inner workings of my mind give him night terrors.

If I had a hammer...

 

[Daisy_82]

.... I'd proclaim it MC Hammer time.

My ideal prison mate would be...

 

[Tdp06]

The key to freedom.

I fly to California, I should take my.....

 

[FallenFreya]

Wooden donkey statue.

As I look over my shoulder....

 

[Saximony]

I fly to California, I should take my....

FIre extinguiser