Finish the sentence

[Saximony]

I have to get that monkey...

Before he opens the tigers cage.

My favorite place to sit and think is..

In the sexchat room

Whenever Im REALLY HORNY, I...

 

[Dirkgently43]

...take a cold shower.

Then I...

 

[Jinxy]

Am super horny.



When I say...

 

[Suzieblue]

Cold showers make my nipples so erect

 

[Tdp06]

Am super horny.



When I say...

Give me a hand it's a figure off speech Mickael Myers.

Summer is so good for...

 

[Dirkgently43]

...camping by the ocean.

In the morning I will...

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Hope it's Sunday realising it's still Wednesday. Damn

How lost you feel when..

 

[Caliwifey]

I see one of my children going through something that I can’t fix

My favorite vacation spot is..

 

[Deleted member 312396]

Disney of course lol

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Built so high the beach house is hidden.

The mind boggles

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Where home is

A blue light behind you is not a challenge so...

 

[Saximony]

long as your sober.

Nothing in this world compares to...

 

[Deleted member 178467]

When too much pressure is applied

When she says "is that all mine..

 

[Dirkgently43]

...I say "It is all ours."

Sharing is...

 

[TallulahBlue]

...caring, unless it comes to my food, in which case step the fuck back !

Today's lunar eclipse was...

 

[Chefwithabs]

...caring, unless it comes to my food, in which case step the fuck back !

Today's lunar eclipse was...

Like the Statue of Liberty giving a bald eagle a blow job...fucking majestic.

The weather outside is

 

[Tdp06]

Pretty shit, that is winter.

Never trust a....

 

[Dirkgently43]

...divorce lawyer who works for you ex.

Always trust a...

 

[Tdp06]

Judge who is your father.

When at home alone it's...

 

[Deleted member 178467]

What you need when you're out otherwise it's a waste of time leaving in the first place.

Never use a old