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We are nothing more than simulations
We are nothing more than simulations
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Stanthropical
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Certain degree of plausibility.
You step out your front door in the morning for work and suddenly have an urge to fly off, so you flap your arms and fly away, not fully understanding what the fuck you're doing.
You step out your front door in the morning for work and suddenly have an urge to fly off, so you flap your arms and fly away, not fully understanding what the fuck you're doing.
I should apply some de-icer to my wings before take off
They forgot to de-ice the plane you’re on and it’s time for take off
They forgot to de-ice the plane you’re on and it’s time for take off
Stanthropical
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What the fuck can I do quickly and chaotically, to prevent takeoff, that won't get me kicked off the plane?
You wake up and all of your appliances are at your bedroom door, stacked on top each other, wedged in between each other etc, talking shit and making threats.
You wake up and all of your appliances are at your bedroom door, stacked on top each other, wedged in between each other etc, talking shit and making threats.
I’m going out the window
You’re barefoot, on a second story roof covered in snow…in middle of winter, with just boxers on…appliances are nutso behind you, and there’s a decent looking snow drift 10’ below you.
You’re barefoot, on a second story roof covered in snow…in middle of winter, with just boxers on…appliances are nutso behind you, and there’s a decent looking snow drift 10’ below you.
Stanthropical
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Fuck these appliances. About to grab that toaster and smash that blender, then throw them both at the TV, break one door off the fridge and smash the store right in the face with that door. 
Aliens land in front of your home a start pissing in your mail box. There's 25 of them in line, patiently waiting for their turn, as if it's an interstellar pit stop.
Aliens land in front of your home a start pissing in your mail box. There's 25 of them in line, patiently waiting for their turn, as if it's an interstellar pit stop.
are we talking aliens that are kinda sexy or more creepy?
new neighbors make a bad first impression sometimes
pets
pets
Stanthropical
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Playing god with animals you keep captive.
You open your front door and there's a big ass tank barrel pointing at your face.
You open your front door and there's a big ass tank barrel pointing at your face.
Lisse isn’t in Greenland, wrong turn!!
Imperialism
Imperialism
Swatch
Time
Time
Limited
Life
Life
Live it…
Adventurous
Adventurous
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Resident
Fire
Let’s go
Let’s go
Stanthropical
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Marshall Islands
You grab a mayo jar from your fridge, but it's slightly inflated and it's buzzing.
You grab a mayo jar from your fridge, but it's slightly inflated and it's buzzing.
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