Banter #FirstWorldProblems

When I have to pass up a perfectly good parking space because some asshole that was probably waking around the store for over an hour was too damn lazy to put their cart in the cart return stall.
 
Went to a shop today and they didn’t have pay wave. Stood there for 30 seconds trying to remember my pin!
 
Guy throwing a fit in the pharmacy waiting room the other day while my son is covering his ears in pain because loud noises hurt his ears. First off all, atleast we all have insurance and access to Healthcare!!!! (I'm still pissed at him for complaining about waiting when EVERYONE else was clearly waiting too Fucking DICK)
 
I was in the grocery store a couple of weeks ago. This woman was buying the mega roll size toilet paper. I pointed out to her that if you buy the smaller rolls, you get more toilet paper for less money. She said she likes to buy the mega rolls so she doesn't have to change the roll as often...

Now THAT is a first world problem if there ever was one...
 
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The charging port on my phone needs replaced and my fit bit is on the fritz again.... As I'm winning with the most steps but now I might lose if I can't get it to work :(
 
When the mascara brush gets stuck in the container and pulls it out of the hole in the handle.. It's a throwaway.

Usually happens on a Sunday too, when DFO is closed.

Ls x
 
My 5G is going to waste bc these videos that I want to watch aren't in HD. Fml. 480p is grainy af.
 
I locked myself out of my house. my landlord he has a spare key so I called him. He said. "I can stop by tomorrow around 5. It was like 6pm. I offered to go get the key. "Just stay at your mom's in the meantime". He said.

I called a locksmith that showed up in 10 minutes. Told me it going to be $120. Cuz they charge per lock. I check my statement he charged me a $160.
A month later my girlfriend locked
us out.
So I don't get fucked again I made a spare copy of the back door key. We never use that door. As I turned the key expecting it to open.... the deadbolt basically told me "fuck you. Oh now you want to come use me.... Nope"

So now it comes down to choosing who I want to get fucked again by.. my landlord or locksmith.

Yup.
 
I'm a fan of the Patriots. They are Super Bowl champions. I see they have a game in Houston. Which is 4 hours away. I'm going to get to see Tom Brady live. I Pay $1,000 for some good seats. I rent a room for the weekend. I get round trip tickets.
Everything I needed. To see Tom Brady whoop on Houston like he always does. They beat good teams prior to that game.
During the game I would get Text from people who knew I was their basically having the time of their life watching the Patriots lose on TV.

Don't underestimate Tom Brady Shit talking to each other.
3 minutes left in the game. Down by 17. Ita over. Not wanting to see Tom Brady lose. I leave. As I'm walking I noticed the score change. Tom Brady threw a touchdown pass that I didn't get to experience.
The lose badly. Paid all this money. Everything I did for the opportunity to see Tom Brady live and he lost..... Lost to Houston..... Houston.
Then having to do that walk out of the Arena surrounded by Houston fans.
As I wear my Tom Brady Jersey and my Patriots hat that I also bought for this game. Oh and I got my girl a Patriots shirt.

So that's how my weekend vacation ended.
 
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