Flying submarines

Queenkit1st

Queenkit1st

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Did you know there are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?

Feel your mind BLOOOOOW!

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with massive boobs?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

Post more jokes or random (and useless) facts! I want this to be a fun thread, not a boring sciency one like my usual ones.

It can be as politically incorrect as you like as long as you don’t blame me if you get banned! :D

P.S. this is the first post where no one (ehem Stan) can actually disagree. Boy does it feel good!
 
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Broccoli is actually a distant cousin of chocolate trees. If you eat 2kg of broccoli every 36hrs, you in fact are receiving all the benefits of dark chocolate and will never need to pray, because God knows what's up.

This is what's known by the ancient pagans as a shortcut to sainthood.
 
There used to be a sign at the Auckland airport that said,
Would the last person to leave New Zealand, please turn off the lights.

Ls x
 
Did you know that nuclear bombs are predicted to save more lives than they will take due to anti-asteroid missiles.

Good old Nobel!
 
Vibrators were first invented to help doctors treat woman who suffered from “hysteria” as chronic hand fatigue meant some doctors couldn’t massage long enough for the woman to climax.

Hurrah for hysteria!
 
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