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Unfortunately that particular pungent musk attracts male skunks on heat!
Game Fortunately Unfortunately
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Unfortunately that particular pungent musk attracts male skunks on heat!
C
Calazviel
Guest
Fortunately the skunks acknowledged me as the alpha male and now I had an attack posse at my command
Unfortunately it's skunk pelt hunting season and the biggest, stinkiest one collects the largest sum of money!
C
Calazviel
Guest
Fortunately I have no loyalty to the stinky bastards and sold them to a fur trader
Unfortunately the fur trader wants YOUR fur!
C
Calazviel
Guest
Fortunately I brought my manscaping gear and made a killing selling by the gram
Unfortunately(?) it was confused for drugs and lots of junkies snorted your fur and died!
C
Calazviel
Guest
Fortunately John Travolta was on hand to stab them in the heart with a syringe of adrenaline to revive them
Unfortunately you are now being challenged to a dance off! Unfortunate for you cause you're GOING DOWWWN!
M
Misha000
Guest
Fortunately I am without legs and I will sit this one out. Literally I can only sit..
J
Jinxy
Guest
Fortunately winning isn’t everything
Unfortunately cuming last, sucks
C
Calazviel
Guest
Fortunately by that metric I'm always a winner
J
Jinxy
Guest
Unfortunately you are the only one
C
Calazviel
Guest
Fortunately I'm not a selfish prick and I love to please so everyone's a winner
Unfortunately you can't please everyone and someone always gets the shorter straw.
C
Calazviel
Guest
Fortunately I don't feel the need to please everyone
J
Jinxy
Guest
Unfortunately we all already know that 
C
Calazviel
Guest
Fortunately I don't mind being teased by the ladies of FCN
