Game Fortunately Unfortunately

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Fortunately the perpetual exposure to ball sweat had rendered them unusable and pungent

Hahahahahahaaaa!
Unfortunately that particular pungent musk attracts male skunks on heat!

 

[Calazviel]

Fortunately the skunks acknowledged me as the alpha male and now I had an attack posse at my command

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Unfortunately it's skunk pelt hunting season and the biggest, stinkiest one collects the largest sum of money!

 

[Calazviel]

Fortunately I have no loyalty to the stinky bastards and sold them to a fur trader

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Unfortunately the fur trader wants YOUR fur!

 

[Calazviel]

Fortunately I brought my manscaping gear and made a killing selling by the gram

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Unfortunately(?) it was confused for drugs and lots of junkies snorted your fur and died!

 

[Calazviel]

Fortunately John Travolta was on hand to stab them in the heart with a syringe of adrenaline to revive them

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Unfortunately you are now being challenged to a dance off! Unfortunate for you cause you're GOING DOWWWN!

 

[Misha000]

Fortunately I am without legs and I will sit this one out. Literally I can only sit..

 

[AlexWS]

Unfortunately my only dance move is the Robot so I might not win.

 

[Jinxy]

Fortunately winning isn’t everything

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Unfortunately cuming last, sucks

 

[Calazviel]

Fortunately by that metric I'm always a winner

 

[Jinxy]

Unfortunately you are the only one

 

[Calazviel]

Fortunately I'm not a selfish prick and I love to please so everyone's a winner

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Unfortunately you can't please everyone and someone always gets the shorter straw.

 

[Calazviel]

Fortunately I don't feel the need to please everyone

 

[Jinxy]

Unfortunately we all already know that

 

[Calazviel]

Fortunately I don't mind being teased by the ladies of FCN