Funny God/Goddess

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of the belt on my skin, bringer of a thick c....(ahem). Fear me because I need him to get ready.

Redacted, lol.

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of the belt on my skin, bringer of a thick c....(ahem). Fear me because I need him to get ready.

Redacted, lol.

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am Amber, goddess of the universe, bringer of the universe, fear me because I am a goddess (left side)

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Would've been better if it said 'causer of..' lol! What is this suggesting?!

 

[JudithJ1337]

I am Judy, Goddess of your dick, bringer of your attention and the Big flat screen tv... Fear me because it was the only thing separating me and the world...

Am confused...

 

[swaggered]

I am Swags, god of course I will be there, bringer of the day, fear me because I will be in the same boat as you.

wtf…sounds like a Monday?

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

I am ybr, goddess of love and hugs, bringer of hugs and kisses. Fear me because I’m always happy with my life

hmm this sounds like bragging, but I guess that comes with being a goddess?

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am ybr, goddess of love and hugs, bringer of hugs and kisses. Fear me because I’m always happy with my life

hmm this sounds like bragging, but I guess that comes with being a goddess?

Sounds like you in fairness

 

[highimstorm]

I am highimstorm, Goddess of the best thing ever, bringer of the time. Fear me because I said so.

 

[Chris_90]

I am Chris, God of the most important thing, bringer of the people who are not being nude. Fear me because I don’t think you need to be a pan!

 

[Canoodle]

I am Canoodle, god of all the things, bringer of the future. Fear me because I'm not a fan.

 

[Locket44]

I am Swags, god of course I will be there, bringer of the day, fear me because I will be in the same boat as you.

wtf…sounds like a Monday?

I'm more concerned that you appear to have robbed my phone lol I had almost exactly same

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket goddess of you and your brother bringer of the school stuff. Fear me because of the steroids.

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

I am Locket goddess of you and your brother bringer of the school stuff. Fear me because of the steroids.

Bringer of the school stuff??? So this is all YOUR fault???

 

[Deleted member 1225572]

I am LeiaSkywalker, Goddess of you and the fruit, bringer of the constant cold weather. Fear me because you have no reason to.

 

[LittleRedPenguin]

Fear me because you have no reason to.

This is deep af

 

[Chris_90]

I am Chris, God of the last round of the world, bringer of the little devil that is in a big fight. Fear me because I don’t want you to think about me anymore!

 

[Amberrlicious]

I am Amber, goddess of love to the world, bringer of the world of darkness, fear me because you know that you will never get me back in my heart

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket goddess of the best of times, bringer of the day I was going to say that you have done the last of your life. Fear me because you are not going to be able to get it out.

 

[HellinHeels]

I am Hellinheels goddess of your pain and hope, bringer of the time I was a good day Babe and I love you. Fear me because I've never seen your love