Funny God/Goddess

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of a lot of people, bringer of all that I have to. Fear me because it's dark and barely a whisper.

 

[Sunshine22]

I am Sunshine, goddess of the moon, bringer of misfortune. Fear me because I have no idea what we are doing

 

[Fildo66]

I am fildo66, God of the outdoors. Bringer of nudist friends. Fear me because what you are about to see, you will not be able to erase from your memory.

 

[HellinHeels]

I am Hellinheels, goddess of what happens next, bringer of all that is awesome. Fear me because I'm not a chance for the best guy to work out what he wants

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of the couch pillow and my heart, bringer of a lot of walking. Fear me because I brought them all the way.

 

[Lil_wonders]

I am Lil_wonders goddess of love to you, bringer of the universe. Fear me because you know that you will never get me.

Hehehe

 

[Sunshine22]

I am Sunshine, goddess of the bath and hands, bringer of the bath too. Fear me because I'm not sure what to expect from me

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I am LeiaSkywalker, Goddess of the day, bringer of course you can. Fear me because of the time I got home and had to watch the darts in your hoodie with a massive headache

 

[HellinHeels]

I am Hellinheels, goddess of this year fucking and the uncertainty. Bringer of all that sugar coating shit. Fear me because it gives you plenty of time off work to do things you want me to do.

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of a lot of walking, bringer of my ass. Fear me because he can see all me in the soft light from the chandelier.

 

[Sunshine22]

I am Sunshine, goddess of love, bringer of a good time. Fear me because I have a nice one

 

[tatanka11]

I am Tatanka god of animals, bringer of peace. Fear me because I am crazy.

 

[youngbustyredhead]

I am ybr, goddess of the woods, bringer of the sun. Fear me because I don’t have to answer my question

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

I am PrincessPraise, goddess of the belt on my skin, bringer of my hair. Fear me because it's dark enough for me to come sit with you.

 

[Chris_90]

I am Chris, God of my halo, bringer of my pickle. Fear me because I know it’s not exactly what you want to feel.

 

[Deleted member 604467]

i am caress goddess of the moon, bringer of the day, fear me because i am not the only one.

 

[Locket44]

I am Locket goddess of the other night, bringer of my own time. Fear me because I'm a very happy girl.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

I am LeiaSkywalker, Goddess of my mum's cats, bringer of the weather. Fear me because I have no money

 

[vanilla_hips]

I completely forgot this thread existed.

Thread: I am vanilla_hips, goddess of milk jugs, bringer of copious mess. Fear me because my mooing shakes the earth.

 

[Someguy1323]

I am Someguy1323, God of all the best things, bringer of it was somewhere. Fear me because I forget why.

Sounds accurate.