Did eat my yesterday's pizzaster in slices or lumped the sad thing into a plate and ate it with a fork in scoops, thinking to myself that I'll never do this again?
You're sitting precariously on edge with your feet up and twisting it back and forth with your ass. Actually I think you're sitting all the way back but the latter is making me giggle
I just got a speeding ticket by text message, how fast was I going?