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Do I have ingredients left for one more weird pizza or do I plan on ordering a pizza this weekend?
 
Yes.

Did eat my yesterday's pizzaster in slices or lumped the sad thing into a plate and ate it with a fork in scoops, thinking to myself that I'll never do this again?
 
Egg.

Have I just found a bottle of some cocktail mix that contains chillis and I’m contemplating pouring a glass?
 
Yes, already have it sitting near you, fully committed.

Did I have any vitamins today wit my meal yet or am I considering having some, still, or I don't want any?
 
Yes. A Camry and a Civic.

Am I sitting all the way to the back of my chair or on dangerously on the edge, with feet on the legs, twisting the chair back and forth with my ass?
 
You're sitting precariously on edge with your feet up and twisting it back and forth with your ass. Actually I think you're sitting all the way back but the latter is making me giggle

I just got a speeding ticket by text message, how fast was I going?
 
15-20 miles over.

I asked people to give me ideas on what to eat for dinner. Did any of the suggestions work for me?
 
You did the things you planned because tomorrow is the day of breast, rest even

Edit: yes, what women doesn't excel at whacking balls

I'm I going for a hike even though its snowing or game out?
 
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