Banter Guess the answer...

[Deleted member 1320309]

A long time ago

I think yes

Do I have to call someone after an hour?

 

[swaggered]

I hope so. welcome home?

you do. you're a busy guy

Am I playing clean or distorted/overdriven as all get out today?

 

[Stanthropical]

Overdriven af.

How many movies (2-6) did I watch last week and don't remember titles of most of them?

 

[swaggered]

3

Am I smiling?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Yeah.. you're here!

Am I planning anything for the weekend?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. To sit tightly home in order to avoid riots and watch Gilmore Girls with a bottle of cheap dessert wine.

How many cans of sardines did I buy over a week ago? I bought more than one case and each case has ten packs, with six cans in each pack.

 

[Professor_Oral]

I think you have me confused with @Esoterix lol

Damn.. that sounds like a lot.. 180 cans/3 cases

How many kilograms of pasta do I have in my cupboard? Each pack is 1Kg and I have more than 1 pack

 

[Grimly_Fiendish]

A fuck ton of sardines.

What wine pairs well with Fish and chips?

 

[Esoterix]

I don’t know. I don’t drink wine. Perhaps a nice Château Cheval Blanc?

Do I sometimes get an urge to roll around on my bed kicking my legs about in the air?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Yes, bicycle crunches are a good exercise

How many hours sleep did I get last night?

 

[Esoterix]

7

How many people who I don’t know have come up my driveway today?

 

[Professor_Oral]

3

How many hours will it take me to get home from London, assuming I leave in the next half hour?

 

[Stanthropical]

Two.

How many different pairs of shoes have I worn this week?

 

[Esoterix]

4

How many times have I been to Heathrow so far this year?

 

[Professor_Oral]

4

How many trains does it take to get me to London, should I decide to travel that way?

 

[Stanthropical]

2

How many different trains did I take in the last 9 days?

 

[Esoterix]

Depends where in London you’re going to, but you could get there on one train.

edit - 7

Which venue in London did I last spend a night out?

 

[Professor_Oral]

6

Edit: One with a rooftop bar

How many castles are within a 30 min drive from my house?

 

[Esoterix]

Four.


Was there an American diner I used to love visiting right outside Euston station, or did I always head to All Bar One?

 

[Professor_Oral]

All Bar One

Did I have a friend who prounounced it AllBaroney?