No
Have you ever seen a moose in real life?
Have you ever seen a moose in real life?
I have.
Have you ever eaten a dish with lizard meat?
Have you ever eaten a dish with lizard meat?
I have
Have you ever gotten food stolen by a seagull before?
Have you ever gotten food stolen by a seagull before?
I didn’t think so 
Have you ever been given the stink-eye by pretty much everyone in the movie theatre?
Have you ever been given the stink-eye by pretty much everyone in the movie theatre?
Not a light pole, a sign.
Have you ever broken a window?
Have you ever broken a window?
Yes
HYE used a Ouija Board ?
HYE used a Ouija Board ?
Fuck no, I don't mess with things like that
Have you ever accidentally left silverware in the microwave?
Have you ever accidentally left silverware in the microwave?
I don't believe so
Have you ever tried to summon the devil?
Have you ever tried to summon the devil?
Ą̷̡̛͙̺͙̪̭̪̩͔̂̅͗ͅl̵̨̢̺̜̱͇̫͉̙̞̱͖̓̃͗̊̍̋͘l̷̡̻͖̖͎̰̍̋̈͒͑̉̇͆͠ ̴̧̧̧͕͈̥̱͇̖̬̩̈ì̷͉̱̗̯̝͍̈́ ̶̣͙͉̮͈̩̤̟̑͒͊̋̆͠ņ̴̛̰͈̘̰͚̖͙̪̙͌̆̍̔̽͒̆̚͝͝è̴̛͚̱̞͎̆̌͘ė̴͇͙̲͓͙̥̦͊̿̂d̶̝̺͎̐̊̌ͅ ̸̧̧͕̠͉͊̓̈́̑̈̽̈́̈́̒͘ṱ̶̡̦͕̈́̐̀̃͒͠͝ͅo̵̧̡̡̪̮̣̟̙̱̹̮͛͋̓̔̑͗͘ͅ ̴̧͎̫̺̼̥̯̪̻͍̭͓̆d̷̢͕̝͐̑̑̊̀̀̋̇̋ö̶̡̭̣͍͚̻̭͖̠̙̥́̊̆̍̏́͆̈̌̕ ̶̢͇̂̔̓̄̌͝i̶̺͚̖̼͈͚̬͆̇̃s̷̗͈̹̒̑͝ ̴͖̗̤̝̞̲̖̖̗̫̂̈́͊̿̏̉̂͠͝ļ̵̦͓̤̮̍̂̋́̀͗͘͝o̷͈̎̋̀̄̿͑̆̀̃͝͝ö̷̧͓̜͖̤̱͍̝̥̦̝͖̀́̍̒̓͘k̶̢̧͉͚̞̮̞͕̈́̏̌͜͠ͅ ̶̨̜͔̪̥̥̩͉̹̖̻̤̃̊a̶̻̟̳̩̪͈̘̔̂̇̌̑͝t̸̳̻͇̮̼͈̮̯̠̹̠̥̽̒́̀͂̃͆̈́́̓̕ ̴̡̢͙̠̙̳̬͈̤̟̅̎̓̓́́̚ͅm̸̩̠̌̋̿͊̑y̵̢̭͈͙̬͓͕̱̭̻̦͐̃̀̕͝͝ ̵͉͖̊͌ớ̴̳͉̤̲̜̬̬́̃w̸͈̹̿̇͜ṋ̴̳̱̦͉͓̟̰̼̯̣̀̅̏̇̐̐͋̈́́̓́͝ͅ ̸̡̳͚̰̱̱͙̣̻̍̍̎͌̆̓̍̋͒͝r̵̓̾̇̔̒̓͌̊͝͝ͅȇ̸̥̬̯̱͙̳͎̪̝͚͇͛̓̃͊̈́͘f̴͉̱̉͌̐̔͋͒̈̚͝l̴̥̟̖̀̔̌e̴̥͓͉͊̀̒̀̑͗̿̌̕͝c̸͚̘̲̼̗̪̼̹̼̗̒̇̌̈̂͂̐̓͐͜t̵̨̧̪̝̙͙̻̫͚̖̺͂̒ị̵̢̪͕͕͍̤̰̞̇̕͘ǫ̸̬̗͎̟̯̜̏̀̌̆̌̔͂̏͠n̷̡̺̗͔̱͔̫̑́̈͝ ̶̮͇̩̼̖͉͓̓̅̆̈́̍̈̈̄ĭ̶̛̼̣̫̙̱͍͉͆̆͒̑͛͠͠n̴̟̹̠͈͓̖̩͗͂ ̴̱̠͚͎̜̼̥͌̽ṱ̵̐͌̕h̴̨̜̪̫͙̯̤͈̳͆͌́́͜ͅe̶͔͉̒͂͆̐͐̂́͜ ̷̣͕͙̹̦͕̤̺̯̀͛̾̏͊͌̍͒̕͜͝͝m̷̤͍̼͙̠̰̪̰̙͓̖͎̕i̴͈̣̿̽̃́͜r̸̨̲͙͍̺̝̰̿̏̓̒͜ȓ̶͔̝͕̺͎͕̲͍̅̋͊͝ͅͅo̴̯̙̟̜̱̟̣̲̹̻͓̒r̴̪͔͚͗̈.̴̡̨̲̞͕̗̲͖̈̍͒̒͌̈́̐͒̓̿ 
Have you ever been burnt to all hell close to the equator by high UV index?
Have you ever been burnt to all hell close to the equator by high UV index?
Not all over but years ago I fell asleep while laying on a balcony in Puerto Rico de Gran Canaria and woke up with an extremely burnt foot that then swelled up. Couldn't walk for a week with it
Have you ever put a can of soda in the freezer and forgot about it?
Have you ever put a can of soda in the freezer and forgot about it?
Cans of soda, cans of beer, bottled sodas, beers, water, other things. Foods, etc. I now use timers for shit like that--they're fucking indispensable when you're being mentally and by other means, drawn into a hundred different directions.
Have you ever petted a flamingo?
Have you ever petted a flamingo?
No one day though.
Have you ever had a parrot on your shoulder?
Have you ever had a parrot on your shoulder?
Only a parakeet / budgie when I had two as a kid.
Have you ever seen a green iguana in the wild?
Have you ever seen a green iguana in the wild?
No
Have you ever eaten snails?
Have you ever eaten snails?
I have
Have you ever found one of your favorite pieces of clothing at a thrift store?
Have you ever found one of your favorite pieces of clothing at a thrift store?
