A dog. Right in the mouth and chin. No scars, though, so you have to take my word for it. I totally deserved it because she was recovering from surgery and I was messing with her.
Edit - I was called and had to sit at the courthouse but was dismissed during jury selection.
All the time and behind the wheel and in the shower
Have you ever has a certain urge to do karaoke and drunkenly insisted that you won't hit the club to dance your arse off until you've satisfied your craving?
Haha I think she was more shocked at my insistence that I don't share food and she'd have to get a full one to herself, I'm quite clear from the outset
Edit: Thankfully have never been close to death personally but have been close enough to witness someone's final moments
Yes
Two books
I was like 8 or something
I still have them
I kinda regret the poor quality of the books I stole though XD
8 year old me didn't care much for that.