Here, on NYE, there is a city wide tradition called 'Kiss a Cop. Its a way the public can show the boys and girls in blue that we respect their efforts.
Wel, there was this one really hawt cop. I guess I kissed like I missed him a lot
He told me to settle down
I said, you gunna arrest me and put the cuffs on?
He said, just behave yourself
I replied, you're no fun, blew him a kiss and wandered off looking for another cop.
Have you ever been in a police car for any reason?
Ls x