Icebreaker Game Have you ever...?

No. Sounds silly.

How you ever had your finger prints recorded by law enforcement?
 
No.

Have you ever promised to do something and then been a pussy about it?
 
No. TV sucks.

Have you ever hunted paper wasps and cabbage butterflies with a 2700-volt tennis racket looking bug zapper?
 
No, but I order enough Thai for three days in a row. FML now I'm hungry for Thai or Chinese.

Have you ever eaten your pet koi fish?
 
Just finished my chinese food - fried rice and spare ribs, yummm.

Sharing your mad exploits under the guise of questions? We're not all crazy like you.

Have you ever had such spicy food that it burned going in and out?
 
Innumerable times. Even own grown peppers.

Have you ever made a salsa so fucking spicy, your face went numb and after your mouth was so so numb af, you could continue eating the spicy ass salsa?
 
Never to that extent. But I do still continue eating spicy food even if it sets my mouth on fire. Case in point - very spicy drunken noodles that I cut with pad thai in between burning spoonfuls. Thai iced tea is also an ally.

Have you ever gotten chased by flying creatures?
 
Wasps, bees, birds, butterflies, etc...

Have you ever were so lazy to prepare a meal, so you ordered instead, then were pissed at yourself for not using the food you already have?
 
I only order when I crave it. It does happen that I'll order over my own food, but I'll eat it at the next meal. My stomach can take days-old food. Minimal wastage.

Have you ever used the weather as an excuse to order food? "It's too hot to be in the kitchen", "It's too dark and rainy to be out from under the covers", etc.
 
How does one do that? Have you??

Have you ever hugged someone thinking you knew them, only to later realize they were a total stranger?
 
No. Sounds like drunk behavior.

Have you ever pushed over a port-a-potty with someone in it?
 
No. For anyone considering it now, my suggestions are to push with your knees and hip, and to make sure to not overextend at the elbows and shoulders.

Have you ever brazenly picked flowers from someone else's garden, smiled at them and said thank you, when they were visibly aggravated?
 

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