I jumped off an 8ft gateway once, right onto concrete walkway and suffered a heel contusion. Couldn't walk right for a few weeks and got a temporary disabled placard for the car so I could park close to stuff lol. Does that count?
Have you ever broken a window in your own residence and had to sleep with a missing window pane?
Edit: No. Well, I’ve hunted for ducks nearby to direct them towards my makeshift ladder I built them, going into the stream. I think that’s a different sort of “duck hunting”…
Have you ever been approached at night by strangers, whistling and making crude remarks?