Icebreaker Game Have you ever...?

No. I think I can do it without training. Chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST HOOOHAAA YEAHYEAAAAAYAAAYAYAYAAAAH ...wait, wrong song. AHH AHH AHH AHH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE!


Have you ever zipped up your jacket/coat/sweater while in the car, unbuckled the seatbelt (in that order), tried to get out and realized that you've been imprisoned, because the seatbelt was like, "Nuh-uhhh, you're
MY bitch now!"? Fuck you, seatbelt. Did anyone see you struggle?
 
No. Although I once panicked my luggage had gone missing, when in Tenerife, mine was the last to arrive!

Have you ever had plans to go out and be productive, but the weather's crap, so instead you did work from home and drank tea all day?
 
Not tea. But yes. Sad when rain makes us work more.

Have you ever masturbated while working from home and on the clock.
 
No.

Have you ever lost (temporarily misplaced) one shoe while drunk and Cinderella popped into your mind and cringe jokes came out and everybody drunk was into it?
 
No. I always entered the vertigo world before I could get to that point. Or maybe I don't pass out and instead have insane vertigo.

Have you ever wondered why people claim they cant remember shit next morning, that took place during the night of heavy drinking and thought maybe they're lying host so they don't have to be confronted by it all?
 
No. Vertigo and then stop. Never reached blackout stage.

Edit - I think sometimes people really don’t recall their behaviour. Other times they’re embarrassed by it so pretend not to remember. Either way, their own doing.

Have you ever challenged someone to drink one of everything on the top shelf with you and they’ve ended up holding your hair back while you vomit?
 
Not yet. I'm usually the one who wins.

Have you ever had such a bad experience with alcohol you either quit it entirely or quit for a while?
 
No. I’ve been put off certain alcohol though, the smell of any whiskey makes me heave.

Have you ever had someone leave a “final wishes” note addressed to you?
 
No, generally i don't care about the opinions of others, and if i do, you've earned it by accepting who i am

Have you ever stayed awake for more then three days
 
No.

Have you ever had someone make some obnoxious and distasteful remarks to you, which they never apologised for, but you just sort of let it go. Then a while later you’re like “actually, the fuck, fuck them and the horse they rode in on.”?
 
If that's ever happened, I'm not sure I'd ever forgive & forget about it. I'd probably be mad for a long time.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to a cosmetic?
 
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