Icebreaker Game Have you ever...?

NO! NEVER! but I did make sure the bottom was good and burned without the spatula


Have you ever ordered food and then it was way to spicy and so you fed it to your kids and laughed?
 
No

HYE gone out to walk your dog in hopes of striking up conversation with the cute new neighbor, only to forget your dog’s name when he asked?
 
No, I walk my kids instead, then I never have to have a conversation with anyone. Sometimes I'll dress them up as dogs though, or just keep the leash short. They can growl and bark at people then but not bite em.


HYE hoped the hot neighbor reenacted one of the porn stories where they come over to "fix your leak"?
 
Not REALLY bad...but yeah, I think we all have at one point (assuming you've had enough sex to figure out if its good or not). I cant even recall why it was bad...but, I remember afterwards going yeah, thats not gonna happen again.

HYE grown something in your garden specifically for animals and not yourself?
 
No, my Instagram is me holding a can of nacho cheese. I think that explains pretty much what I think about Instagram. ( I might also have a sexy carrot picture on there, no...not a euphemism)

HYE taken your temperature as an adult in hopes of having a fever so you had an excuse to avoid something without lying?
 
(You have to look, she’s nuts)
Nah, especially since Covid, just a little sniffle is usually enough for other people to not want you around anyway. But if I feel crappy, I’m not worried whether there’s a fever. Not sure I’ve even had a fever many times as an adult!

HYE had a biopsy of a suspicious area?
 
I did once years ago....and actually I'm pretty sure in the coming weeks it's definitely happening....thanks for reminding me...now I'm all sweaty and nervous.

HYE let people skinnydip in your pool?
 
Shoot, sorry :(
I don’t know if that’s a reference to something naughty or not, but I don’t have a pool :p I’d invite you over to skinny dip if I did.

Have you ever blended up coffee and vanilla ice cream?
 
I have not. I love having an affogato coffee in a hot country though.

Have you ever fallen asleep on a train and missed your stop?
 
Not yet. My sense of direction is terrible, so I’d probably freak out.

HYE heard a co-worker snoring at work?
 
Yes.

Have you ever had a major personal epiphany and acted on it immediately, then had another one within 24hrs and after on it immediately as well, both affecting you majorly for at least next year or two, or five, or more?
 
No, I'm not that impulsive, I wait for everything. I hope any decisions made are positive on the lives of people who make them though!

HYE had gas station coffee and enjoyed it?
 
Many times. Just use your own stainless mug so it doesn't taste or smell like wax, paper, gross plastic cap or styrofoam.

Have you ever sold liquor to get rid of it?
 
No, I believe you need a license to do that...you think I'm some sort of criminal?

Have you ever not cleaned your house for a month?
 
This is a close yes.. only because I've gone on vacay before for a few weeks. Not quite a month.

HYE bought someone's order for them, that was behind you in a drive-thru?
 
No. I've seen/heard of people doing it, though. It's a bit silly...

Have you ever had steak tartare on dark ass rye bread with raw onions?

No, I believe you need a license to do that...you think I'm some sort of criminal?

There's auction houses you can sell it through too.
 
Let me go count....I have 3, but I'm pretty sure all 3 are past the "sell by date" although most likely none are opened, I generally do potatoes for breakfast, everyone like them, and they're more nutritious than fruity pebbles....I'll eat those, it'll remind me of Pepsi somehow I'm sure.

Have you ever had a feeling someone was watching you....with binoculars....in your house? (Its not me! I dont have a telescope!)
 

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