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I purposely eat seeds all the time.

Have you ever held a life Canadian goose?
 
No. But neighbors had 2 or 3 as pets when I was a kid. I had to feed them for 2 weeks.
They were nasty.


HYE milked a cow ?
 
I don't think I have.

Have you ever bought gift cards to add to your Amazon acct, to game the credit card rewards for cash back, so you can apply to that purchase to end up with a larger discount?
 
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Have you ever fed like 50 Canadian geese at the sane time, only three of them adults, sitting down completely surrounded by them? gagagagagagagagga
 
No, as much as I like geese. I give them respectful distance. They are mean bitches and will chase you.

Have you ever fed feral or outdoor cats?
 
Sort of. As a kid, Took table sugar, mixed with water in a tablespoon and heated it in the stove burner, until it became thick af, syrupy and well browned. Cooled it until it was hard. I know. Sounds like clip from a drug movie.

Have you ever tried to steer around a pothole on the highway, the stupid asshole car thought you're running off the road and steered you back into the fucking pothole?
 
No. Not enough land. Unless you want to drive in circles.

Have you ever almost lost fingers while using a 25-ton log splitter while splitting tree logs?

This is- eerily specific. Fortunately for me I have not had that fear.

Have you ever stayed up for so long? That not even a benadryl psychosis could compare to the hallucinations
 
No, but I've stayed up long enough once to fall asleep while standing and working, even had a dream that I completed that task, but when I woke up, shit wasn't complete. That fucked me up for a while.

Have you ever had your outdoor lunch cut short by bitch ass hornets?
 

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