Yes, I duct taped my boss to his desk chair on his birthday and wheeled him into the elevator with a note saying 'it's my birthday' and pressed every button for every floor. He was gone for half an hour.
Have you ever eaten ant ass? ..it's not horrible.. it's a delicacy in some areas and it puffs up like popcorn when it's toasted, and then they drizzle chocolate over.. mmm
Yes, when I was 7 I put my finger through a knot hole in a fence and got it stuck. The panic started when the neighbours dog started to lick it and my brother saying the dog always cleans his food before eating.
Have you ever leaned too close to a flame like candles or a bonfire and burned your hair? Head hair orrrr eyebrow/face hair... even pubic hair.. any hair. ...burnt hair smells soooo bad!