Not sure how that works. A weapon is not a weapon anymore? I'm a weapon. Revoke me.
Have you made a balsamic vinaigrette and then realized that balsamic vinaigrette you buy in bottles or pouches are trash with questionable additives and oils, because one you made with balsamic and EXOO fucking coagulated in the fridge?
I’ve never bought dressing before. I make it fresh each time. Those little salad dressing makers with graduated markings and a shaker ball inside are handy.
Have you ever tripped going up steps at a public presentation?