Canada sure looks like the kind of wilds you coukd easy get lost amongst! And BEARS!!! Oh, lucky you found the hotel and wow, you really are a gentlemen ... bet the thought crossed both your minds though ... js!
So ... Robbie Williams and the lesser known but so fucking cool and musically talented Ben Ely - I told the Robbie part of the story in the Would you fuck the celebrity above thread but here's a short version:
It was Wednesday night at my local pub and I won the game of pool (right down to the black ball) that determined where my good friend (gay Aboriginal musician guy who I shit you not could belly dance just as well as Shakira or maybe even better!) and I would end up going next!
There was a massive full moon out and tipsy me proclaimed that something fucking awesome was about to happen and that we were going to have the best Wednesday night out EVER!
I decided gay street would be fun and we went to a kind of rock/punk club called Spectrum where they played more my style of music and without too much detail I met one of my favourite Aussie bass players Ben Ely from a band I LOVE called Regurgitator and got his phone number - we texted for a bit and there was such a good vibe between us but he ended up on tour and it never eventuated (sorry I said short story didn't I?!)
Next minute we are upstairs at a private lebanese function and my mate chats up the gay dj and we end up happy drunk from the free drinks from the dj who had his eye on my mate Trav and gave us VIP passes and next minute we're belly dancing on tables and having money shoved in our pants. He knew what he was doing and I knew a few moves he'd taught me and the party/function seemed to love us and eventually dj-ing guy wanted to shag Travis but Travis wasn't keen so we back doored it...
We are on Sydneys most iconic gay St (Oxford Street) in one of Sydneys gayest pubs and found ourselves upstairs after a pretty wild night and tatooed English guy in bucket hat and expensive trackies calls us both over cause he says he wants to buy us shots so I've looked at his eyes, tats, face and gone "SHIT You look like Robbie Williams!" And he goes "Naa, Robbie Williams looks like ME hahaha we partied till he fell face down into my lap and his minder guy in the suit wasn't happy that I was squeezing his package through his pants to try and wake him up ... didn't get any pics to prove it but my friend and I will never forget how randomly that night started out then how progressively crazy it got!
HYE vomited in public?